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"What is zombie apocalypse preparedness?" you ask. Why, it's disaster preparedness, capped off with a trip to the rifle range and booze, of course! --- Here's what I thought might each be a fun Sunday afternoon/evening:
Ideas[edit]
Course Work[edit]
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- First Aid and CPR certification
- Amateur radio ARES/RACES usage ZA - I am Legend, Neville often tries to contact people via HAM
- Brewing and distillation of alcohol (we probably oughtn't run a still in the space, however...)
- Water distillation and purification
- Penny stove building workshop: http://www.csun.edu/~mjurey/penny.html
- Electricity generation
- Tinkering: fabricating unavailable yet critical tools or devices out of items you might find in a common house or office
- Chainsaw maintenance
- Salvage and safe use of common demolition/mining explosives - A - Tremors, blowing up Graboids
- Defensive driving
- Archery/fencing/sword/other-running-out-of-ammo-disaster-skills
- Reloading, nothing like making your own ammo
- Methane gas production A - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Bartertown's power source
- Hand printing, copying, and cipher methods
- Semaphore signaling
- Scripture cheatsheet for whipping up/controlling dirty masses of post apoc. fundies
- Bee keeping
- Animal husbandry (keeping chickens, goats, rabbits and other edible pets)
- Urban gardening ZA - I am Legend, farming in NYC
- Food preservation
- Tunnel digging techniques
- Trap door construction (for escape hatches and booby traps)
- Barricading techniques ZA - Night of the Living Dead, et all...
- Sharpshooting ZA - Night of the Living Dead, a shot to the head kills a zombie
Field Trips[edit]
- A trip to a rifle range (ie: not just small-bore handguns)
- A trip to a batting cage
Planning[edit]
Escape Routes[edit]
San Francisco is located on a peninsula, separated from the rest of the world by Colma... city of the dead! Escape route planning will be very important!
Workshops[edit]
Dynamic Entry[edit]
- Coordinator : Jonathan Foote
Brewing Workshop[edit]
Trolling Defence with Knives[edit]
- Coordinator : San Mehat
- Materials : One sharp knife - serrated, and one dull knife, unserrated
- Opt. Materials : Salt, Vinegar, Fava Beans, a nice Chianti
- Test subjects : <TBD based on mailing-list/irc channel content>
How to Build a Disaster Kit[edit]
- Coordinator :
- Materials :
- Opt. Materials :
- Test subjects : You!
Field Trips[edit]
Rifle Range[edit]
Shannon volunteers to do the calling around to find out about hours, group rates &c at local rifle ranges.
Batting Cage[edit]
Shannon volunteers to do the calling around to find out about hours, group rates &c at local batting cages.
Graveyard Tour[edit]
It's important to know where the dead are in order to avoid them when they rise!
Interested Parties[edit]
Put your name down if you are interested in attending any or all of these. We can get more specific on each event later.