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Reverend Mik (Mitchel McAllister, aka "that asshole") is not a '''real''' hacker, instead working on projects that have no relevance or value to anyone at Noisebridge that matters. Nonetheless, he is an ordained minister (not preacher) and a worldbuilder, and hacks social issues whenever there are no members present to punish him for it.
 
  
Occasionally on IRC.
 
 
== Number of Days Without Workplace Violence ==
 
'''-1'''
 
 
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== The Foundation for the Preservation of a Dissociative Society ==
 
 
By Reverend Mitchel “Mik” McAllister
 
 
Jessica knows she’s beautiful <br />
 
As she puts paper flowers in her hair<br />
 
And waves to the paparazzi<br />
 
Walking past on the red carpet sidewalk<br />
 
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Michael knows he’s famous<br />
 
As he sings in the bus stop concert hall<br />
 
And thanks the Academy<br />
 
For another whiskey bottle Oscar<br />
 
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Ashley knows she’s an artist<br />
 
As she paints the air with strokes of her hands<br />
 
And basks in the silent accolades<br />
 
Of the blind critics who walk right through<br />
 
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Christopher knows he’s a genius<br />
 
Taking apart the broken abandoned radio<br />
 
And builds a time machine<br />
 
For the bored investors getting off the train<br />
 
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Brittany knows she’s a philosopher<br />
 
On the cusp of quantifying the soul<br />
 
And discourses with a hundred Prousts Sartes Descartes<br />
 
Incapable of speaking the same language<br />
 
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Matthew knows he’s a pundit<br />
 
Updating his Friends on Facebook<br />
 
And propounds on the state of the world<br />
 
As they click to the next page about kittens<br />
 
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The passers-by think they’re important<br />
 
Each a queen a president a general a celebrity<br />
 
And ignore the invisible voiceless creatures<br />
 
Sleeping on the sidewalks doorways benches lawns<br />
 
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Everyone thinks they are human<br />
 
And each one is the only one<br />
 
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© 2012 by Mitchel “Mik” McAllister and LunaText Publications. Permission to copy and distribute is granted, as long as the whole work is distributed, and only for purposes devoid of self-aggrandizement.
 

Latest revision as of 16:13, 5 July 2013

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