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Ordained minister (not preacher), worldbuilder, hacking social issues
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Reverend Mik (Mitchel McAllister, aka "that asshole") is not a '''real''' hacker, instead working on projects that have no relevance or value to anyone at Noisebridge that matters. Nonetheless, he is an ordained minister (not preacher) and a worldbuilder, and hacks social issues whenever there are no members present to punish him for it.
  
 
Occasionally on IRC.
 
Occasionally on IRC.
  
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== Number of Days Without Workplace Violence ==
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By Reverend Mitchel “Mik” McAllister
 
By Reverend Mitchel “Mik” McAllister
  
Jessica thinks she’s beautiful <br />
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Jessica knows she’s beautiful <br />
 
As she puts paper flowers in her hair<br />
 
As she puts paper flowers in her hair<br />
 
And waves to the paparazzi<br />
 
And waves to the paparazzi<br />
 
Walking past on the red carpet sidewalk<br />
 
Walking past on the red carpet sidewalk<br />
 
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Michael thinks he’s famous<br />
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Michael knows he’s famous<br />
 
As he sings in the bus stop concert hall<br />
 
As he sings in the bus stop concert hall<br />
 
And thanks the Academy<br />
 
And thanks the Academy<br />
 
For another whiskey bottle Oscar<br />
 
For another whiskey bottle Oscar<br />
 
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Ashley thinks she’s an artist<br />
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Ashley knows she’s an artist<br />
 
As she paints the air with strokes of her hands<br />
 
As she paints the air with strokes of her hands<br />
 
And basks in the silent accolades<br />
 
And basks in the silent accolades<br />
 
Of the blind critics who walk right through<br />
 
Of the blind critics who walk right through<br />
 
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Christopher thinks he’s a genius<br />
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Christopher knows he’s a genius<br />
 
Taking apart the broken abandoned radio<br />
 
Taking apart the broken abandoned radio<br />
 
And builds a time machine<br />
 
And builds a time machine<br />
 
For the bored investors getting off the train<br />
 
For the bored investors getting off the train<br />
 
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Brittany thinks she’s a philosopher<br />
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Brittany knows she’s a philosopher<br />
 
On the cusp of quantifying the soul<br />
 
On the cusp of quantifying the soul<br />
 
And discourses with a hundred Prousts Sartes Descartes<br />
 
And discourses with a hundred Prousts Sartes Descartes<br />
 
Incapable of speaking the same language<br />
 
Incapable of speaking the same language<br />
 
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Matthew thinks he’s a pundit<br />
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Matthew knows he’s a pundit<br />
 
Updating his Friends on Facebook<br />
 
Updating his Friends on Facebook<br />
 
And propounds on the state of the world<br />
 
And propounds on the state of the world<br />

Revision as of 22:54, 13 February 2013

Reverend Mik (Mitchel McAllister, aka "that asshole") is not a real hacker, instead working on projects that have no relevance or value to anyone at Noisebridge that matters. Nonetheless, he is an ordained minister (not preacher) and a worldbuilder, and hacks social issues whenever there are no members present to punish him for it.

Occasionally on IRC.

Number of Days Without Workplace Violence

-1


The Foundation for the Preservation of a Dissociative Society

By Reverend Mitchel “Mik” McAllister

Jessica knows she’s beautiful
As she puts paper flowers in her hair
And waves to the paparazzi
Walking past on the red carpet sidewalk

Michael knows he’s famous
As he sings in the bus stop concert hall
And thanks the Academy
For another whiskey bottle Oscar

Ashley knows she’s an artist
As she paints the air with strokes of her hands
And basks in the silent accolades
Of the blind critics who walk right through

Christopher knows he’s a genius
Taking apart the broken abandoned radio
And builds a time machine
For the bored investors getting off the train

Brittany knows she’s a philosopher
On the cusp of quantifying the soul
And discourses with a hundred Prousts Sartes Descartes
Incapable of speaking the same language

Matthew knows he’s a pundit
Updating his Friends on Facebook
And propounds on the state of the world
As they click to the next page about kittens

The passers-by think they’re important
Each a queen a president a general a celebrity
And ignore the invisible voiceless creatures
Sleeping on the sidewalks doorways benches lawns

Everyone thinks they are human
And each one is the only one


© 2012 by Mitchel “Mik” McAllister and LunaText Publications. Permission to copy and distribute is granted, as long as the whole work is distributed, and only for purposes devoid of self-aggrandizement.

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