Revision as of 05:50, 8 July 2009 by Michiexile
When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.
Most recent are on top.
- There was a David Fine bonanza - which got its own page.
- froggytoad_: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.
- dr_jesus clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation
- VonGuard: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard
- Atala were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?
- lemonkey: mm jerk chicken quesadillas
iz: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive
- froggytoad: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions
- -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.
- Nana: Rat poison is never the solution.
- lemonkey: stop, drop, and rofl
- dr_jesus: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.
- VonGuard: "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"
- Atala: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P
ieatlint: Atala, it wasn't for crack
- ieatlint: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge
- vniow-rachel-: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!
- Atala: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.
- Valkyrie: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.
- San: "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"
- ryanc-: i need more sex toys
vniow: me too
- aestetix: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?
- alienvenom: '/win goto #gaysf
alienvenom: everyone type /clear now please :)
- vniow: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut
Dr. Jesus: vniow: I don't think you're a slut
vniow: i've slept with ceren too, as of last night
Dr. Jesus: ok, now I do
- leif: It's not as wiki as it could be.
- Martyn: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com
Martyn: You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it
Atala: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."
- Valkyrie`: So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.
- Valkyrie`: eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!
Valkyrie`: It's a little surreal.
- Dr. Jesus: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.
- anonymous: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.
- Jake: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.
- aestetix : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.
- Jake: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.
- Skye: I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.
- Steen: If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.