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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.
* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.
* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

Revision as of 23:44, 23 June 2009

When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.

  • Steen: If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.
  • Skye: I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.
  • Jake: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.
  • aestetix : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.
  • Jake: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.
  • anonymous: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.
  • Dr. Jesus: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.
  • Valkyrie`: eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!
    Valkyrie`: It's a little surreal.
  • Valkyrie`: So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.
  • Martyn: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com
    Martyn: You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it
    Atala: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."
  • leif: It's not as wiki as it could be.
  • vniow: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut
    Dr. Jesus: vniow: I don't think you're a slut
    vniow: i've slept with ceren too, as of last night
    Dr. Jesus: ok, now I do
  • alienvenom: '/win goto #gaysf
    alienvenom: err
    alienvenom: wow
    alienvenom: uh
    alienvenom: everyone type /clear now please :)
    alienvenom: :-\
  • aestetix: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?
  • ryanc-: i need more sex toys
    vniow: me too
  • San: "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"
  • Valkyrie: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.
  • Atala: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.
  • vniow-rachel-: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!
  • ieatlint: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge
  • Atala: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P
    ieatlint: Atala, it wasn't for crack
  • VonGuard: "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"
  • dr_jesus: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.
  • lemonkey: stop, drop, and rofl