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<div>'''Hundreds of people visit Noisebridge every week, and nearly all of them are excellent to each other!'''<br />
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This page lists people who have fucked up, to the point where they are no longer welcome at Noisebridge and may have their pictures posted on the cork board to the left of the elevator (top floor) if they persist in returning.<br />
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If you have photos of banned individuals, please e-mail them to [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]].<br />
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Slinging mud over the internet is pretty useless. Please feel free to come to a Tuesday night meeting if you'd like to discuss the contents of this page.<br />
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See also:<br />
* [[Conflict Resolution]]<br />
* [[Community Standards]]<br />
* [[AskedToLeave]]<br />
* [[FERT]]<br />
* [[Safe Space Wiki]]<br />
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<small>If you are listed on this page and would like to not be, either because you think you should be welcome at Noisebridge again or because you agree to not return, the best thing to do is probably to email noisebridge-discuss to explain the situation.</small><br />
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!Name<br />
!Picture(s), if present<br />
!Description<br />
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|[[86/DonationBoxThieves|Donation Box Thieves]]<br />
|[[File:donation_box_thief_2.png|200px|thumb|right|Cliff stealing $ from the donation box]]<br />
|Some thieves were recorded breaking open and stealing right out of the donation box. One of them was Cliff. Super lame. Other names unknown.<br />
Junior is the other donation box thief. He has also been 86'd for other reasons as well.<br />
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*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130201085252.avi Video_example_#1]<br />
*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130204085649.avi Video_example_#2]<br />
*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130219081710.avi Video_example_#3]<br />
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These scummy guys should be confronted and asked to leave on-sight.<br />
|-<br />
|Adam (Joseph Adam Moore)<br />
|[[Image:Adam_profile.jpg|150px|thumb|left|J Adam Moore]]<br />
|aka [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:DieLaughing DieLaughing]<br />
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Banned [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01#Proposals_from_last_week by consensus] 2013-10-01 for physical assaulting another Noisebridge user and concerning behavior. <br />
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See [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_09_24#Proposals_for_next_week notes] and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-September/039479.html discuss]<br />
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Relevant:<br />
[[Image:JAdamMooreProbation.png|80px]]<br />
|-<br />
|Michael Clift, aka Pirate Mike / Occupirate<br />
|[[File:IMG_20130708_185652_745.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Michael Clift]]<br />
|Mike voluntarily agreed to leave the space and not come back, but was seen in the space on 7/8/2013 and asked to leave, which he did. https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-July/037980.html<br />
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Mike was subsequently officially banned by [[Consensus Items History|consensus]].<br />
|-<br />
|James Leonard, aka James the Advocate<br />
|[[Image:JamesL.jpg|200px|thumb|left|James]]<br />
|[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-June/037825.html asked to leave, responded with verbose legal threats].<br />
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2nd quarter, 2013<br />
|-<br />
|Shawn Landden<br />
|[[File:ShawnLandden.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Shawn Landden]]<br />
|Banned by consensus. See [http://pastebin.com/82m0uhC4 here] and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034968.html here]. Most Recent Arrest on 4/9/2013 for Assaulting An Officer in Sausalito, Marin County California SEE: [http://pastebin.com/SXBFfaJH Here] Photo http://i.imgur.com/vxaV6Ms.jpg<br />
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1st quarter, 2013<br />
|-<br />
|Rob 2.0<br />
|[[File:rob20.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rob 2.0]]<br />
|Around 6 feet. Frequently wears a Giants / Bears baseball cap. Thin, scruffy. Eyes wander around frequently. Kinda looks like Scumbag Steve. Officially banned through consensus — the whole deal. Repeatedly shows up at the space anyway. Kick him out on sight.<br />
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date?<br />
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|-<br />
|Thief<br />
|[[file:IMG 0291.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]<br />
[[file:IMG 0292.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]<br />
[[file:IMG 0293.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]<br />
|This guy went into the back classroom and took Rayc's wallet out of his backpack. Rayc saw him with the wallet in his hand and the guy tried to say it was his. He then started running towards the door and was tackled by Jake. We made him show us that nothing was in his pockets, and he kept avoiding the big pocket in the front of his jacket. This pocket turned out to have Sasha's smart phone. During the search his crack pipe fell onto the floor and broke into many pieces. We let him go and told him not to come back.<br />
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Photos indicate this occurred June 6th 2011<br />
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|Purple<br />
|(None)<br />
|See the [[85]] page. Stole from the member's shelves and from me. -- Rayc<br />
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|Nyle<br />
|(None)<br />
|Male, early 20's, Asian, black beard and hair, 5′ 8″. Please post photo if available.<br />
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For more information on Nyle, see [[85]]. Nyle has been spending a whole lot of time at the space recently - perhaps half his days. He never hacks anything and makes no secret of the fact that he never will. Jesse Z and Alan asked him to not come back repeatedly (February - March '12). If he does come back, please escort him out and tell him that he can explain himself at a Tuesday meeting if he would like to.<br />
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|-<br />
|Jon(athan)<br />
|[[file:Jon-1.png|200px|thumb|right|Jon]]<br />
[[file:Jon-2.png|200px|thumb|right|Jon]]<br />
|Jonathan was asked not to come back, due to allegations of organizing illegal activities from within Noisebridge and theft. A few days later, he had a proxy return to the space a few days later on his behalf to retrieve blankets, etc. that he'd apparently stashed in the darkroom. However, what his proxy took was apparently not the blankets that he wanted, and he shortly thereafter came upstairs and went into the darkroom, himself leaving with items that appeared to be bedsheets. The fabric his associate had taken was found in a heap at the bottom of the elevator and returned to the darkroom. Several days later, Jonathan returned to Noisebridge with his hand shoved in a gym bag, claiming he had a gun. He continued pushing past people to get into the main space, screaming constantly about killing everyone and then himself, and that everyone was to leave, or he would kill them all. He also claimed that the cops were hot on his trail and would arrive at Noisebridge at any moment, and that he intended to provoke a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop suicide-by-cop]. Not sure on whether or not he did have a gun, people were not taking a chance as they filed for the exit. However, Derek, Jedi, Rayc, Ben, stayed behind, calling him on his bullshit. Four people swarmed him as he made a b-line sprint for the fire escape. They wrestled him to the floor and removed his bags away from him. Jedi arm barred and escorted Jonathan down the stairs to the sidewalk, bringing him over to the quickly-amassing phalanx of squad cars. Immediate consensus was that he is not welcome in the space again.<br />
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|Ilya<br />
|[[file:Ilya.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Ilya]]<br />
|This person named Ilya was behaving irrationally, and confused his own backpack with Patricks, causing suspicion that he was intending to steal things. He also put on Patricks' clothes and said he thought people were allowed to use whatever items were in the space. He had some small, and not particularly valuable, items that he had pocketed, and had stashed random, not valuable, items in the bathroom. He was unable to explain his behavior to Dr. J and was handed over to police, who did not take him into custody, and he was told not to return to Noisebridge.<br />
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He was with his brother Alex who did not do anything sketchy and should not be banned. -jake<br />
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Date?<br />
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|Harvey Grossman<br />
|[[Image:Harvey2.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Harvey]]<br />
[[Image:Harvey.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Harvey]]<br />
[[Image:Harvey-noisebridge.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Harvey]]<br />
|Older guy with longish gray hair, who has often come to Noisebridge with bedding, and has used Noisebridge as a home from time to time. He has been asked to leave, and not come back. He has come back anyway. He has a gate key -- if you see him, demand that he give you the key.<br />
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Here is a link to the meeting where Harvey was banned:<br><br />
[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_10#Proposals_discussed_this_week]]<br><br />
And here is the relevant quote:<br><br />
:"Harvey is no longer allowed in the space. Has admitted to stealing, was caught sleeping in the stairwell on many occassions, returned items that belonged to multiple residents of Noisebridge. Was seen and accounted for by multiple members of Noisebridge to be digging in other people's belongings. Many tools and properties of Noisebridge were found among Harvey's things."<br />
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On 24th September 2014 Harvey attacked Mitch while trying to interfere with the contents of the mailbox. "If you see Harvey ever again, call the police. He bit my thumb tonight to get back the piece of mail he was taking from our mailbox." If you call the SFPD in relation to Harvey cite the case number 140-810-381 in relation to his assaulting Mitch. <br />
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|-<br />
|Sid Scott<br />
|[[File:Sid_20140222.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|Sid]]<br />
| Caught stealing things from Noisebridge member shelves and hoarding them in the basement. Stole over $1,200 of [[Circuit_Hacking_Monday]] gear alone. Was seen re-attempting to gain entry to Noisebridge on 12/10/14[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-December/date.html]<br />
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|-<br />
|Corey Oberdorfer<br />
|[[File:Corey.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|Cory]]<br />
|Pathological liar. Told Noisebridge that he was on the board of Hayhackers, and told Hayhackers that he was secretary of Noisebridge<br />
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|-<br />
|Jean-Jacques <br />
|[[File:Jean-Jacques.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Jean-Jacques]]<br />
[[File:Jean-Jacques2.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Jean-Jacques]]<br />
| Older guy with white combed over hair. Around 5'10. Jean-Jacques was repeatedly caught hoarding large quantities of personal stuff in Noisebridge and subsequently lying about its removal from the space. This culminated in the discovery that JJ had filled approximately 60 boxes worth of stuff into the crawl space beneath the first floor in the basement, directly after having been given an ultimatum to remove all his personal stuff from the space be banned. <br />
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|David <br />
|[[File:David.jpg|200px|thumb|left|David]]<br />
| Late twenties dude, 5'11. Asked to leave repeatedly by Torrie, Rayc, Rubin and Patrick. Refused to leave the space, made all sorts of claims about folks attempting to discredit their opinions about him. Refused to the point of having the police called. Is associated with Pidgeon and Pirate Mike. Not welcome back in the space. <br />
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|-<br />
|Robert (aka Rayc) <br />
|[[File:Rayc.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Rayc]]<br />
[[File:Rayc2.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Rayc]]<br />
| Was caught living on top of the building's elevator in February-2014, and was banned for 6 months as a warning. He was caught living in the space again in December-2014. It became difficult to trust him. He wore people out in endless discussions with the repeated claim there was some kind of class conspiracy going on within the community. As a result he used up a lot of bandwidth and became severely disruptive to the Noisebridge community. Rayc is no longer allowed in Noisebridge. <br />
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|-<br />
|Robin Noel <br />
|[[File:Robin.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Robin Noel]]<br />
| Was proposed for banning due to use of racial slurs, deliberate intimidation, and harassment[https://noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-February/042574.html]. Instead, Robin promised to not return to Noisebridge unless invited back by consensus[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2014_03_04#Ban_Robin]. His membership was subsequently suspended[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2014_03_11#Proposals_from_last_week]. Subsequently, he threatened Noisebridge with legal action[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2014_03_25]. Robin is not welcome back in the space.<br />
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|-<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre<br />
|[[File:Tony_letigre.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Tony Longshanks LeTigre]]<br />
| Was banned[https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Consensus_Items_History] for storing personal belongings in a space behind the elevator, and then subsequently trapping himself there for more than 24 hours, before tunneling through the drywall and then the stairs to escape.[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-July/038228.html] [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-June/037893.html<br />
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|-<br />
|Rus aka "aero"<br />
|[[File:Rus.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Rus]]<br />
| Has repeatedly been super fucked up while in the space on some combination of pills, alcohol, and possibly other things. Was warned about his behavior, then proceeded to get very fucked up in the space (to the point he could barely walk or talk). Was asked to leave, and told he should not come back.<br />
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|-<br />
|Jeannine Otter<br />
|[[File:Jeannine_Otter.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Jeannine]]<br />
| Used Noisebridge's public computer and printer facilities to print at least 25 anti-gentrification flyers featuring the phrase “die techie scum”. Torrie asked Jeannine and two friends to leave and not ever return.</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User_talk:Flamsmark&diff=42957User talk:Flamsmark2014-06-14T21:53:28Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by Sack (talk) to last revision by Flamsmark</p>
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<div></div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board/History&diff=42193Board/History2014-05-09T04:17:33Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by JohnyRadio (talk) to last revision by Flamsmark</p>
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<div>== 2014 ==<br />
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* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
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== 2013 ==<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
<br />
* [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
* [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
* [[User:Merlin|Merlin]]<br />
* [[User:Ping|Ping]]<br />
* [[User:Yan|Yan]]<br />
<br />
The 2013 board of Noisebridge was decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2013 03 05|Tuesday, March 5th meeting]].<br />
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=== Officers ===<br />
<br />
* Snail (President)<br />
* Danny O'Brien (Chief Financial Officer) - Contact: treasurer@noisebridge.net<br />
* Tom Lowenthal (Secretary) - Contact: secretary@noisebridge.net<br />
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== 2012 ==<br />
<br />
[[Board meeting 2012-05-16]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* [[User:Miloh|Miloh Alexander]]<br />
* [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* [[User:Snail|Snail]]<br />
* [[User:Lizzard|Liz Henry]]<br />
* [[User:adi|Andy Isaacson]]<br />
<br />
The 2012 board of Noisebridge was decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2012 02 07|Tuesday, February 7th meeting]].<br />
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=== Officers ===<br />
<br />
* Snail (President)<br />
* Kelly Buchanan (Chief Financial Officer) - Contact: treasurer@noisebridge.net<br />
* Danny O'Brien (Secretary) - Contact: secretary@noisebridge.net<br />
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== 2011 ==<br />
<br />
[[Board meeting 2011-12-24]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* [[User:Miloh|Miloh Alexander]]<br />
* Rachel Lyra Hospodar<br />
* [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* [[User:jof|Jonathan Lassoff]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]] <br />
<br />
The 2011 board of Noisebridge was decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2011 01 18|Tuesday, January 18th meeting]].<br />
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=== Officers ===<br />
* Jonathan Lassoff (President)<br />
* Kelly Buchanan (Chief Financial Officer) - Contact: treasurer@noisebridge.net<br />
* Danny O'Brien (Secretary) - Contact: secretary@noisebridge.net<br />
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== 2010 ==<br />
<br />
[[Board meeting 2010-12-14]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* Miloh Alexander<br />
* Ani Niow<br />
* Shannon Lee<br />
* Andy Isaacson<br />
* Rachel McConnell<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
* Jake Appelbaum (Executive Director)<br />
* Jeffrey Malone (Treasurer)<br />
* Seth Schoen (Secretary)<br />
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== 2009 ==<br />
[[board meeting 2009-10-15]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* Mitch Altman <br />
* Jake Appelbaum <br />
* Rachel McConnell <br />
* Andy Issacson <br />
* Shannon Lee (replaced Noah Balmer)<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
* Jake Appelbaum (Executive Director)<br />
* Mitch Altman (Treasurer)<br />
* David Molnar (Secretary)<br />
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The initial board and officers of Noisebridge were decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2008 06 17|Tuesday 2008-06-17]] meeting.<br />
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== 2008 == <br />
* initial real meeting [[board meeting 2008-09-07]]<br />
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[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board/2013_Nominations&diff=41274Board/2013 Nominations2014-04-06T03:51:15Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by 46.118.159.174 (talk) to last revision by Fnord</p>
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<div>We [[Consensus_Items_History|agreed]] on the final ballot for our board at our [[Meeting_Notes_2013_02_12|2013-02-12 meeting]]. We will vote on this ballot during our 2013 annual general members meeting on 2013-02-19 (also a Tuesday).<br />
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* [[User:The_merlin|Merlin]]<br />
* [[User:Mischief|Mischief]]<br />
* [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Nthmost]]<br />
* [[User:Carl|Carl]]<br />
* [[User:leif|Leif]]<br />
* [[user:Ping|Ping]]<br />
* [[User:Yan|Yan]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board/Meeting_minutes_2014-04-02&diff=41156Board/Meeting minutes 2014-04-022014-04-03T02:50:51Z<p>Flamsmark: We met.</p>
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<div>[[Category:Board_meeting_minutes]]<br />
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These are the minutes of the Noisebridge board meeting held on 2014-04-02.<br />
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This meeting was held remotely, by Google hangout.<br />
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We confirmed our asynchronous decision that Naomi is chair of the board.<br />
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== Attendence ==<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
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The other two board members were excused.</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40845Consensus Items History2014-03-25T05:57:03Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by Bfb (talk) to last revision by Flamsmark</p>
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<div>This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.<br />
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC: [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| Rejected<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]: [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. until 2014-09-12.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Robin Nöel is no longer a member of the Noisebridge Council.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Kyle, Johnny, and Kara are unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin - Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| The proposal to ban Robin was suspended when he promised to stay away from Noisebridge until invited back.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and Pigeon.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
<br />
Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
<br />
Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Feminist_Book_Club_for_Men&diff=40832Feminist Book Club for Men2014-03-24T17:53:49Z<p>Flamsmark: Updates!</p>
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<div>Has a woman ever told you that something you said or did isn't okay, but then not spent an hour of her time teaching you why? Here's an opportunity to understand why and learn one way to be a better person, in a safe environment where you're free to be wrong the first two times.<br />
<br />
== Logistics ==<br />
<br />
'''What''': learn about feminism and being a decent human being.<br />
<br />
'''Who''': anyone is welcome regardless of sex, gender identity, or gender expression.<br />
<br />
'''When''': [http://doodle.com/r3qrwvupbpfw6wnp Rescheduling; please tell us when you're free.]<br />
<br />
'''Where''': The Noisebridge Library.<br />
<br />
<br />
This event is run by [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]].<br />
<br />
== Books ==<br />
<br />
We use an [http://www.allourideas.org/feminist-book-club-for-men All Our Ideas site] for sugestions and choosing what to read next. Please jump in and vote or suggest things!<br />
<br />
<br />
== Why Men? ==<br />
<br />
Why have a feminist bookclub ''for men''? Women shouldn't have to spend all their time teaching men about feminism, or how not to be jerks. There's plenty to read on this topic, and men should be responsible for teaching themselves. Women are of course welcome, but shouldn't feel obliged to come: there are lots of more interesting things to do than teach men how to be decent human beings.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[category:Events]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Sid&diff=40829User:Sid2014-03-24T16:51:25Z<p>Flamsmark: Please find four sponsors none of whom are (1) banned or (2) you.</p>
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<div><br />
<br />
=== About Me ===<br />
<br />
Hello All<br />
<br />
Guess if you don't know me already or would like to know a little more then i can oblige. <br />
I am a hacker and i'm proud to call myself one of the elite. I can disassemble reassemble alter change and manipulate anything from electronics, software, and life. <br />
I view things not so much for appearances but for a cumulation of their working parts and points of failure.<br />
<br />
=== Technical ===<br />
The resume can be provided for anyone who asks for now i will just point you to the linkedin as it works for about any job i set my sights for.<br />
<br />
www.linkedin.com/in/sscott79<br />
<br />
=== Contributions ===<br />
I will fill this in later<br />
<br />
=== Membership Endorsements ===<br />
# I'm [[User:Qbit|Qbit]] ([[User talk:Qbit|talk]]) 04:42, 5 March 2014 (UTC), and I support Sid as an associate member of Noisebridge. He's a swell guy, and he has a long history as an accomplished tiger team specialist with Setec Astronomy.<br />
# Sid offers over 9000 Bitcoin's to the [[User:N0 Hat|N0 Hat]]. The [[User:N0 Hat|N0 Hat]] sponsers Sid for associate membership in Noisebridge. <br />
# [[User:Bfb|Bfb]] ([[User talk:Bfb|talk]]) 05:38, 12 March 2014 (UTC) Sponsors Sid as yet another instance of excellence at Noisebridge<br />
# [[User:Ravyn|Ravyn]] 22:00, 12 March 2014 (UTC) Sponsors Sid as yet another instance of excellence at Noisebridge<br />
# My name is [[User:Sid|Sid]] and I hearby endorse myself! and I'm taking the ship too!!<br />
<br />
[[File:Sid.png|center|100px]]<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Replicant]] <br />
[[Category:Servers]]<br />
[[Category:Python]]<br />
[[Category:Programming]]<br />
[[Category:Neuro]]<br />
[[Category:Linux]]<br />
[[Category:Excellence]]<br />
[[Category:Board]]<br />
[[Category:Awesome]]<br />
[[Category:2169]]<br />
[[Category:Flatulence]]<br />
[[Category:Troll]]<br />
[[Category:Anarchy]]<br />
[[Category:History]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board&diff=40768Board2014-03-19T20:05:49Z<p>Flamsmark: Protected "Board" ([edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite)) [cascading]</p>
<hr />
<div>Noisebridge's current board is:<br />
<br />
* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
<br />
The officers are:<br />
<br />
* President: [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* Secretary: [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
* Treasurer: [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* Board Chair: [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
<br />
The agenda for the next board meeting is [[Board/Agenda|here]].<br />
<br />
Our previous meetings minutes are in the category [[:Category:Board_meeting_minutes|board meeting minutes]].</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board/Agenda&diff=40767Board/Agenda2014-03-19T20:05:21Z<p>Flamsmark: Created page with "The next board meeting is scheduled for 1900h on 2014-04-02. This is our prospective agenda. The minutes will be recorded at Board/Meeting_minutes_2014-04-02. == Administ..."</p>
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<div>The next board meeting is scheduled for 1900h on 2014-04-02. This is our prospective agenda. The minutes will be recorded at [[Board/Meeting_minutes_2014-04-02]].<br />
<br />
== Administriva ==<br />
<br />
=== Attendence ===<br />
<br />
=== Approval of previous meeting's minutes ===<br />
<br />
=== Approval & recording of decisions made since last meeting ===<br />
* Naomi is chair of the board<br />
<br />
<br />
== Working groups ==<br />
<br />
=== Rebase working group ===<br />
Report from rebase working group.<br />
<br />
=== Community working group ===<br />
Report from community working group.<br />
<br />
=== Decison process working group ===<br />
Report from decision process working group.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Old buisness ==<br />
* How can we find a treasurer to replace Danny?<br />
* Are there things we want to change about the bylaws?<br />
* Should we switch to board members with overlapping terms?<br />
* How do we want to manage safety?<br />
* How do we want to take care of physical infrastructure maintenance?<br />
* What do we think the relationship should be between the board & the membership?<br />
* What do we think the board should & shouldn't do?<br />
* What is our vision for Noisebridge as a whole?<br />
<br />
<br />
== New business ==<br />
<br />
<br />
== Closing ==<br />
* Read minutes<br />
* Record action items<br />
* Confirm next meeting time/date</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Board_meeting_minutes&diff=40766Category:Board meeting minutes2014-03-19T20:03:41Z<p>Flamsmark: Created page with "These pages are minutes of previous meetings of Noisebridge's board."</p>
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<div>These pages are minutes of previous meetings of Noisebridge's board.</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board/Meeting_minutes_2014-03-12&diff=40765Board/Meeting minutes 2014-03-122014-03-19T20:01:26Z<p>Flamsmark: Created page with "Category:Board_meeting_minutes These are the minutes of the Noisebridge board meeting held on 2014-03-12. == Meetings & procedure == === Recording of meetings === * Se..."</p>
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<div>[[Category:Board_meeting_minutes]]<br />
<br />
These are the minutes of the Noisebridge board meeting held on 2014-03-12.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Meetings & procedure ==<br />
<br />
=== Recording of meetings ===<br />
* Secretary to record [[:Category:Board_meeting_minutes|high-level minutes]] of board meetings.<br />
* Secretary to post board meeting minutes on general wiki.<br />
* Board meetings are not streamed or recorded.<br />
* Board meetings are not open to the public.<br />
* Someone should announce a general summary at general meetings.<br />
<br />
=== Board meeting schedule ===<br />
* Board meeting happen every two weeks, at 7pm on the first & third Wednesdays of the month.<br />
* Next meeting is [[Board/Meeting_minutes_2014-04-02|2014-04-02]], 1900h.<br />
<br />
=== Meeting agendas ===<br />
* Secretary to maintain a [[Board/Agenda|permanent “future agenda” page]] on the NB wiki.<br />
* Board members can add items to the agenda before or during the meeting.<br />
* It is our general policy that older items have priority in discussion.<br />
<br />
=== Working strategies ===<br />
* Our general process is to pre-plan & work between board meetings, and to make decisions during the meetings.<br />
* Working groups are a powerful tool for the inter-meeting planning. [Rack is a good example of proto-working-group.]<br />
<br />
=== Board communication & decision-making ===<br />
* Board to use private github issue tracker.<br />
* Decisions can be made on the tracker: proposal contains "PROPOSAL", once proposal has board-majority support.<br />
<br />
<br />
== General Noisebridge ==<br />
<br />
* Madelynn is the president of Noisebridge.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Working Groups ==<br />
<br />
=== Rebase working group ===<br />
* Madelynn is chair.<br />
* Chair has sole responsibility ot invite & approve WG members.<br />
* WG responsible for: planning a rebase, budgeting a rebase, picking a timeframe for the rebase, and proposing policies associated with the infrastructure implemented at the rebase.<br />
<br />
=== Community working group ===<br />
* Working group is provisional<br />
* Tom is chair<br />
* Chair has sole responsibility to invite & approve WG members<br />
* WG's first reponsibility is to propose a charter of authority & responsibilities for the ongoing CWG.<br />
<br />
=== Decison process working group ===<br />
* Al is chair<br />
* Chair has sole responsibility ot invite & approve WG members<br />
* WG is responsible for proposing an improved decision-making process for Noisebridge.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Attendence ==<br />
* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board&diff=40764Board2014-03-19T19:53:29Z<p>Flamsmark: </p>
<hr />
<div>Noisebridge's current board is:<br />
<br />
* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
<br />
The officers are:<br />
<br />
* President: [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* Secretary: [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
* Treasurer: [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* Board Chair: [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
<br />
The agenda for the next board meeting is [[Board/Agenda|here]].<br />
<br />
Our previous meetings minutes are in the category [[:Category:Board_meeting_minutes|board meeting minutes]].</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board&diff=40763Board2014-03-19T19:48:43Z<p>Flamsmark: </p>
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<div>Noisebridge's current board is:<br />
<br />
* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
<br />
The officers are:<br />
<br />
* President: [[User:Snail|Snail]]<br />
* Secretary: [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
* Treasurer: [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* Board Chair: [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
<br />
The agenda for the next board meeting is [[Board/Agenda|here]].<br />
<br />
Our previous meetings minutes are in the category [[:Category:Board_meeting_minutes|board meeting minutes]].</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Sid&diff=40762User:Sid2014-03-19T19:47:51Z<p>Flamsmark: Don't be a jerk.</p>
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<div># I'm [[User:Qbit|Qbit]] ([[User talk:Qbit|talk]]) 04:42, 5 March 2014 (UTC), and I support Sid as an associate member of Noisebridge. He's a swell guy, and he has a long history as an accomplished tiger team specialist with Setec Astronomy.<br />
# Sid offers over 9000 Bitcoin's to the [[User:N0 Hat|N0 Hat]]. The [[User:N0 Hat|N0 Hat]] sponsers Sid for associate membership in Noisebridge. <br />
# [[User:Bfb|Bfb]] ([[User talk:Bfb|talk]]) 05:38, 12 March 2014 (UTC) Sponsors Sid as yet another instance of excellence at Noisebridge<br />
# [[User:Ravyn|Ravyn]] 22:00, 12 March 2014 (UTC) Sponsors Sid as yet another instance of excellence at Noisebridge<br />
<br />
[[File:Sid.png|center|100px]]<br />
[[Category:Replicant]] <br />
[[Category:Servers]]<br />
[[Category:Python]]<br />
[[Category:Programming]]<br />
[[Category:Neuro]]<br />
[[Category:Members]]<br />
[[Category:Linux]]<br />
[[Category:Excellence]]<br />
[[Category:Board]]<br />
[[Category:Awesome]]<br />
[[Category:2169]]<br />
[[Category:Flatulence]]<br />
[[Category:Troll]]<br />
[[Category:Anarchy]]<br />
[[Category:History]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2014_03_25&diff=40761Meeting Notes 2014 03 252014-03-19T19:44:09Z<p>Flamsmark: Created page with "You should read the meeting instructions forthwith!<br> Don't forget to '''post the meeting notes to the wiki''' and e-mail the discussion list with a short summary. Thes..."</p>
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<div>You should read the [[meeting instructions]] forthwith!<br><br />
Don't forget to '''post the meeting notes to the wiki''' and e-mail the discussion list with a short summary.<br />
<br />
These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The XXXth Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: FIXME YOUR NAME HERE; Moderator: FIXME THEIR NAME HERE.<br />
* '''One or two bullet points of high-level meeting summary.'''<br />
<br />
= Short announcements and events =<br />
* Bullet point list of announcements and events<br />
<br />
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =<br />
* The name of the applicant, the week of their application, and their sponsors.<br />
<br />
= Financial Report =<br />
* Funds in bank:<br />
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):<br />
<br />
= Consensus items =<br />
<br />
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==<br />
''(Add any items which pass or are blocked to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)''<br />
<br />
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==<br />
''(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current Consensus Items]] page.)''<br />
<br />
= Discussion Notes =<br />
<br />
<br />
= Attendance =<br />
* List of names and short summary. For bonus points, link wiki user pages.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]<br />
Now that the meeting is over, don't forget to '''post the meeting notes to the wiki''' and e-mail the discussion list with a short summary.</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board_and_Officers&diff=40760Board and Officers2014-03-19T19:43:56Z<p>Flamsmark: Redirected page to Board</p>
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<div>#redirect [[Board]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Board/History&diff=40759Board/History2014-03-19T19:43:33Z<p>Flamsmark: Created page with "== 2014 == * Ari Lacenski * Naomi Most * Madelynn Martinierre * Al Sweigart * [[User:Flamsmark|To..."</p>
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<div>== 2014 ==<br />
<br />
* [[User:Tensory|Ari Lacenski]]<br />
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi Most]]<br />
* [[User:Creativetaboo|Madelynn Martinierre]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== 2013 ==<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
<br />
* [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
* [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
* [[User:Merlin|Merlin]]<br />
* [[User:Ping|Ping]]<br />
* [[User:Yan|Yan]]<br />
<br />
The 2013 board of Noisebridge was decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2013 03 05|Tuesday, March 5th meeting]].<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
<br />
* Snail (President)<br />
* Danny O'Brien (Chief Financial Officer) - Contact: treasurer@noisebridge.net<br />
* Tom Lowenthal (Secretary) - Contact: secretary@noisebridge.net<br />
<br />
== 2012 ==<br />
<br />
[[Board meeting 2012-05-16]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* [[User:Miloh|Miloh Alexander]]<br />
* [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* [[User:Snail|Snail]]<br />
* [[User:Lizzard|Liz Henry]]<br />
* [[User:adi|Andy Isaacson]]<br />
<br />
The 2012 board of Noisebridge was decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2012 02 07|Tuesday, February 7th meeting]].<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
<br />
* Snail (President)<br />
* Kelly Buchanan (Chief Financial Officer) - Contact: treasurer@noisebridge.net<br />
* Danny O'Brien (Secretary) - Contact: secretary@noisebridge.net<br />
<br />
== 2011 ==<br />
<br />
[[Board meeting 2011-12-24]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* [[User:Miloh|Miloh Alexander]]<br />
* Rachel Lyra Hospodar<br />
* [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
* [[User:jof|Jonathan Lassoff]]<br />
* [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]] <br />
<br />
The 2011 board of Noisebridge was decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2011 01 18|Tuesday, January 18th meeting]].<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
* Jonathan Lassoff (President)<br />
* Kelly Buchanan (Chief Financial Officer) - Contact: treasurer@noisebridge.net<br />
* Danny O'Brien (Secretary) - Contact: secretary@noisebridge.net<br />
<br />
== 2010 ==<br />
<br />
[[Board meeting 2010-12-14]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* Miloh Alexander<br />
* Ani Niow<br />
* Shannon Lee<br />
* Andy Isaacson<br />
* Rachel McConnell<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
* Jake Appelbaum (Executive Director)<br />
* Jeffrey Malone (Treasurer)<br />
* Seth Schoen (Secretary)<br />
<br />
<br />
== 2009 ==<br />
[[board meeting 2009-10-15]]<br />
<br />
=== Board ===<br />
* Mitch Altman <br />
* Jake Appelbaum <br />
* Rachel McConnell <br />
* Andy Issacson <br />
* Shannon Lee (replaced Noah Balmer)<br />
<br />
=== Officers ===<br />
* Jake Appelbaum (Executive Director)<br />
* Mitch Altman (Treasurer)<br />
* David Molnar (Secretary)<br />
<br />
The initial board and officers of Noisebridge were decided at the [[Meeting Notes 2008 06 17|Tuesday 2008-06-17]] meeting.<br />
<br />
== 2008 == <br />
* initial real meeting [[board meeting 2008-09-07]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2014_03_18&diff=40758Meeting Notes 2014 03 182014-03-19T19:39:12Z<p>Flamsmark: Why doesn't mediawiki speak markdown?</p>
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<div>These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 305th Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]; Moderator: [[User:jarrod|Jarrod]].<br />
<br />
= Short announcements and events =<br />
* Christian and Tiffany want to run a hackfest for Gnome, involving a bunch of kernel-hackers and other technical folks giving talks at Noisebridge.<br />
<br />
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =<br />
* '''Hephaestus''': Al & Ron; week 4+<br />
* '''Kate Kliman''': Al; week 4+<br />
* '''Qbit''' (Chris Altman): no sponsors; week 4+<br />
<br />
= Financial Report =<br />
Danny reports that we have $31,669.17 in the bank.<br />
<br />
= Consensus items =<br />
<br />
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== House rules ===<br />
We discussed this proposal. It reached consensus without objection. Nobody chose to stand aside.<br />
<br />
=== Publishing member list ===<br />
We discussed this proposal. It reached consensus without objection. Nobody chose to stand aside.<br />
<br />
=== Perhamently banning RAYC ===<br />
We discussed this proposal. Madelynn and Linkreincarnate objected. The proposal was rejected<br />
<br />
=== House rules revisited ===<br />
Kevin arrived late at the meeting. He objected to our consensus on the '''house rules''' proposal. We revisited the topic. Kevin expressed the following specific concerns about the rules:<br />
<br />
# The notion of “activities of daily living” is ambiguous.<br />
# Why do we suggest the use of specific storage locations if we can't protect those locations or enforce their use?<br />
# The food section is entirely outside Kevin's understanding of Noisebridge's general operation.<br />
# Although Kevin is willing to accept prohibiting sleeping at Noisebridge, it is not without concern.<br />
<br />
We discussed these objections and the proposal in general. Tom will back out the commit and move it to a branch of the main repo. Kevin volunteered to author the next version of the proposal. Future discussion is deferred to a future meeting.<br />
<br />
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== Remove Tom's administrator privileges ===<br />
Linkreincarnate proposed that we remove Tom's administrator privileges on IRC and the mailing list because he is prone to abusing them. We discussed the topic. Tom substantially objected. Link notes that he thinks that Tom's objection to this proposal is in bad faith.<br />
<br />
=== Ban Tom ===<br />
Linkreincarnate proposated that we ban Tom from Noisebridge because shutting down the mailing list is a violation of our anti-harassment policy. We did not discuss this proposal. Tom substantially objected. Linkreincarnate retracted his proposal.<br />
<br />
=== Suspend Tom ===<br />
Kevin and Linkreincarnate propose suspending Tom's membership because in the Noisebridge council of his bad-faith participation in Noisebridge's consensus process, as shown by his objection to the above proposal to remove Tom's administrator privileges. Madelynn substantially objected.<br />
<br />
=== Semi-publish the Noisebridge council & member lists ===<br />
Tom [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/19 proposed] using a private access-controlled repo for our people lists. We discussed the topic. There were no objections.<br />
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= Discussion Notes =<br />
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The Gnome Foundation is bringing a hackfest to Noisebridge. They'd like to run a short speaker series by and for folks who work all parts of the Linux stack. [[User:flamsmark|Tom]] volunteers to coordinate that with them.<br />
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= Attendance =<br />
* Jarrod is moderating the meeting..<br />
* Bill, a frequent visitor to the bay area.<br />
* Cynthia is a retired physican and like Noisebridge's Kitchen.<br />
* Monad just fools around.We had a meeting!<br />
* Andries is from South Africa.<br />
* Dan is a programmer and a Noisebridge regular.<br />
* Peter is a biologist and a computer scientist. He was recently at Oracle, now retired and looking for fun projects<br />
* Madelynn enjoys microcontrollers & wearables. She helps hardware companies make money doing cool things.<br />
* Tom is Noisbridge's tyrannical fascist despot.<br />
* Brandon is working on network software.<br />
* Phil works in C# & unity, with a little python.<br />
* Bill H lives in Fairfax. He has an impeccable wizard beard.<br />
* Christian works on free software. He's here representing Gnome, who want to run a hackfest here.<br />
* Tiffany is helping out with the Gnome hackfest.<br />
* Linkreincarnate arrived late and didn't have an opportunity to introduce himself.<br />
* Kevin arrived late and didn't have an opportunity to introduce himself.<br />
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Meeting Notes 2014 03 18]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40742Current Consensus Items2014-03-19T04:48:40Z<p>Flamsmark: Can I even words?</p>
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Semi-publish the member & council lists<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/19 Github issue]. Instead of our public bureaucracy repo, publish the member & council lists in a private repo accessible only to members, the council, the board, and the officers.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 House rules]<br />
| Kevin will craft a new revision for the next version of this proposal.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40741Current Consensus Items2014-03-19T04:48:10Z<p>Flamsmark: Formatting!</p>
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Semi-publish the member & council lists<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/19 Github issue]. Instead of our public bureaucracy repo, publish the member & council lists in a private repo accessible only to members, the council, the board, and the officers.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request House rules]<br />
| Kevin will craft a new revision for the next version of this proposal.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40740Consensus Items History2014-03-19T04:47:39Z<p>Flamsmark: We had a meeting!</p>
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC: [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| Rejected<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]: [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. until 2014-09-12.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Robin Nöel is no longer a member of the Noisebridge Council.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Kyle, Johnny, and Kara are unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin - Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| The proposal to ban Robin was suspended when he promised to stay away from Noisebridge until invited back.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and Pigeon.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
<br />
Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
<br />
Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40739Current Consensus Items2014-03-19T04:47:31Z<p>Flamsmark: Oh but wait, we revisited this thing, and proposed that other thing.</p>
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! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Semi-publish the member & council lists<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/19 Github issue]. Instead of our public bureaucracy repo, publish the member & council lists in a private repo accessible only to members, the council, the board, and the officers.<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request House rules]<br />
| Kevin will craft a new revision for the next version of this proposal.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2014_03_18&diff=40738Meeting Notes 2014 03 182014-03-19T04:40:44Z<p>Flamsmark: We had a meeting!</p>
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<div>These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 305th Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]; Moderator: [[User:jarrod|Jarrod]].<br />
<br />
= Short announcements and events =<br />
* Christian and Tiffany want to run a hackfest for Gnome, involving a bunch of kernel-hackers and other technical folks giving talks at Noisebridge.<br />
<br />
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =<br />
* '''Hephaestus''': Al & Ron; week 4+<br />
* '''Kate Kliman''': Al; week 4+<br />
* '''Qbit''' (Chris Altman): no sponsors; week 4+<br />
<br />
= Financial Report =<br />
Danny reports that we have $31,669.17 in the bank.<br />
<br />
= Consensus items =<br />
<br />
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== House rules ===<br />
We discussed this proposal. It reached consensus without objection. Nobody chose to stand aside.<br />
<br />
=== Publishing member list ===<br />
We discussed this proposal. It reached consensus without objection. Nobody chose to stand aside.<br />
<br />
=== Perhamently banning RAYC ===<br />
We discussed this proposal. Madelynn and Linkreincarnate objected. The proposal was rejected<br />
<br />
=== House rules revisited ===<br />
Kevin arrived late at the meeting. He objected to our consensus on the '''house rules''' proposal. We revisited the topic. Kevin expressed the following specific concerns about the rules:<br />
<br />
1. The notion of “activities of daily living” is ambiguous.<br />
2. Why do we suggest the use of specific storage locations if we can't protect those locations or enforce their use?<br />
3. The food section is entirely outside Kevin's understanding of Noisebridge's general operation.<br />
4. Although Kevin is willing to accept prohibiting sleeping at Noisebridge, it is not without concern.<br />
<br />
We discussed these objections and the proposal in general. Tom will back out the commit and move it to a branch of the main repo. Kevin volunteered to author the next version of the proposal. Future discussion is deferred to a future meeting.<br />
<br />
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== Remove Tom's administrator privileges ===<br />
Linkreincarnate proposed that we remove Tom's administrator privileges on IRC and the mailing list because he is prone to abusing them. We discussed the topic. Tom substantially objected. Link notes that he thinks that Tom's objection to this proposal is in bad faith.<br />
<br />
=== Ban Tom ===<br />
Linkreincarnate proposated that we ban Tom from Noisebridge because shutting down the mailing list is a violation of our anti-harassment policy. We did not discuss this proposal. Tom substantially objected. Linkreincarnate retracted his proposal.<br />
<br />
=== Suspend Tom ===<br />
Kevin and Linkreincarnate propose suspending Tom's membership because in the Noisebridge council of his bad-faith participation in Noisebridge's consensus process, as shown by his objection to the above proposal to remove Tom's administrator privileges. Madelynn substantially objected.<br />
<br />
=== Semi-publish the Noisebridge council & member lists ===<br />
Tom [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/19 proposed] using a private access-controlled repo for our people lists. We discussed the topic. There were no objections.<br />
<br />
= Discussion Notes =<br />
<br />
The Gnome Foundation is bringing a hackfest to Noisebridge. They'd like to run a short speaker series by and for folks who work all parts of the Linux stack. [[User:flamsmark|Tom]] volunteers to coordinate that with them.<br />
<br />
= Attendance =<br />
* Jarrod is moderating the meeting..<br />
* Bill, a frequent visitor to the bay area.<br />
* Cynthia is a retired physican and like Noisebridge's Kitchen.<br />
* Monad just fools around.We had a meeting!<br />
* Andries is from South Africa.<br />
* Dan is a programmer and a Noisebridge regular.<br />
* Peter is a biologist and a computer scientist. He was recently at Oracle, now retired and looking for fun projects<br />
* Madelynn enjoys microcontrollers & wearables. She helps hardware companies make money doing cool things.<br />
* Tom is Noisbridge's tyrannical fascist despot.<br />
* Brandon is working on network software.<br />
* Phil works in C# & unity, with a little python.<br />
* Bill H lives in Fairfax. He has an impeccable wizard beard.<br />
* Christian works on free software. He's here representing Gnome, who want to run a hackfest here.<br />
* Tiffany is helping out with the Gnome hackfest.<br />
* Linkreincarnate arrived late and didn't have an opportunity to introduce himself.<br />
* Kevin arrived late and didn't have an opportunity to introduce himself.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40729Current Consensus Items2014-03-19T03:19:12Z<p>Flamsmark: We had a meeting!</p>
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<br />
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2014_03_11&diff=40683Meeting Notes 2014 03 112014-03-12T22:46:22Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by 50.0.164.85 (talk) to last revision by Flamsmark</p>
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<div>These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 304th Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: [[User:dj_ryan|Ryan]]; Moderator: [[user:Setient|Ron]]. Attendance was not taken.<br />
<br />
= Short announcements and events =<br />
* A wild hakerspace appears: [http://nortonimperiallabs.org Norton Imperial Labs] is getting started in SF.<br />
* Next week is Game Developer Conference (GDC)<br />
* Cleanup this Sunday at 12 noon<br />
<br />
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =<br />
* Hephestus: week 4+, sponsors: Al, Setient, Will Sargent (w/o signature)<br />
* Kate K: Week 4+, sponsors: Al<br />
* QBit: Week 4, Sponsors: None<br />
* Howard: Week 4, Sponsors: Madeline, Setient. (Present at meeting)<br />
<br />
Howard asked to be considered for membership. He was asked to learn more about consensus and to read and understand the anti-harassment policy first.<br />
<br />
= Financial Report =<br />
<br />
* Incoming check of $10,000 to noisetor<br />
<br />
= Consensus items =<br />
<br />
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== Suspend Robin ===<br />
This item reached consensus without objection. Nobody chose to stand aside.<br />
<br />
=== Banning RAYC ===<br />
Strong opinions were expressed. We agreed to ban RAYC for six months from the date of this meeting (until 2014-09-12). [[user:Thex|JC]] stood aside. We postponed discussion of a permanent ban.<br />
<br />
=== Publish council member list in git repo ===<br />
We discussed this item but did not reach consensus. We will continue discussion at a subsequent meeting<br />
<br />
=== Banning Josh ===<br />
We had a very long discussion. Two of the three people who had volunteered to speak with Josh were present and participated. We reached consensus. [[User:bfb|Kevin]], [[user:Thex|JC]], and [[User:James|James]] stood aside.<br />
<br />
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==<br />
There were no new consensus proposals<br />
<br />
= Discussion Notes =<br />
<br />
=== Consensus process limitations ===<br />
This was a continuation of our discussions of the problems exposed by the banning of Lee Sonko. We agreed that it is difficult to predict at which meeting will see discussion of which proposals, and at this is unreasonably inconvenient for those who cannot regularly attend meetings. We would like to solve this problem by having a process to predict at which future meetings a proposal will be elegible for consensus.<br />
<br />
There were several proposals for different procedures to produce this outcome. We agreed that their authors should write them down, so that we can evalute them more easily.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Gregory Dillon ===<br />
This was a short discussion. We firmly agreed that there is no reason why Gregory should not feel welcome to come to Noisebridge.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Publish council member list in git repo ===<br />
Tom expressed the same planned procedure that he expressed at previous meetings. There was some discussion of the balance between individual privacy and a transparent decision-making process.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2014_03_11&diff=40675Meeting Notes 2014 03 112014-03-12T19:43:04Z<p>Flamsmark: Compact.</p>
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<div>These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 304th Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: [[User:dj_ryan|Ryan]]; Moderator: [[user:Setient|Ron]]. Attendance was not taken.<br />
<br />
= Short announcements and events =<br />
* A wild hakerspace appears: [http://nortonimperiallabs.org Norton Imperial Labs] is getting started in SF.<br />
* Next week is Game Developer Conference (GDC)<br />
* Cleanup this Sunday at 12 noon<br />
<br />
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =<br />
* Hephestus: week 4+, sponsors: Al, Setient, Will Sargent (w/o signature)<br />
* Kate K: Week 4+, sponsors: Al<br />
* QBit: Week 4, Sponsors: None<br />
* Howard: Week 4, Sponsors: Madeline, Setient. (Present at meeting)<br />
<br />
Howard asked to be considered for membership. He was asked to learn more about consensus and to read and understand the anti-harassment policy first.<br />
<br />
= Financial Report =<br />
<br />
* Incoming check of $10,000 to noisetor<br />
<br />
= Consensus items =<br />
<br />
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== Suspend Robin ===<br />
This item reached consensus without objection. Nobody chose to stand aside.<br />
<br />
=== Banning RAYC ===<br />
Strong opinions were expressed. We agreed to ban RAYC for six months from the date of this meeting (until 2014-09-12). [[user:Thex|JC]] stood aside. We postponed discussion of a permanent ban.<br />
<br />
=== Publish council member list in git repo ===<br />
We discussed this item but did not reach consensus. We will continue discussion at a subsequent meeting<br />
<br />
=== Banning Josh ===<br />
We had a very long discussion. Two of the three people who had volunteered to speak with Josh were present and participated. We reached consensus. [[User:bfb|Kevin]], [[user:Thex|JC]], and [[User:James|James]] stood aside.<br />
<br />
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==<br />
There were no new consensus proposals<br />
<br />
= Discussion Notes =<br />
<br />
=== Consensus process limitations ===<br />
This was a continuation of our discussions of the problems exposed by the banning of Lee Sonko. We agreed that it is difficult to predict at which meeting will see discussion of which proposals, and at this is unreasonably inconvenient for those who cannot regularly attend meetings. We would like to solve this problem by having a process to predict at which future meetings a proposal will be elegible for consensus.<br />
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There were several proposals for different procedures to produce this outcome. We agreed that their authors should write them down, so that we can evalute them more easily.<br />
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=== Gregory Dillon ===<br />
This was a short discussion. We firmly agreed that there is no reason why Gregory should not feel welcome to come to Noisebridge.<br />
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=== Publish council member list in git repo ===<br />
Tom expressed the same planned procedure that he expressed at previous meetings. There was some discussion of the balance between individual privacy and a transparent decision-making process.<br />
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[[Category:Meeting Notes]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40670Consensus Items History2014-03-12T18:11:38Z<p>Flamsmark: Updates for meeting of 2014-03-11</p>
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<div>This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.<br />
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]: [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. until 2014-09-12.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-11<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Robin Nöel is no longer a member of the Noisebridge Council.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Kyle, Johnny, and Kara are unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin - Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| The proposal to ban Robin was suspended when he promised to stay away from Noisebridge until invited back.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and Pigeon.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
<br />
Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
<br />
Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40669Current Consensus Items2014-03-12T18:11:31Z<p>Flamsmark: Updates for meeting of 2014-03-11</p>
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<div>This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.<br />
<br />
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40501Current Consensus Items2014-03-05T07:27:47Z<p>Flamsmark: </p>
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<div>This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.<br />
<br />
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Suspend Robin<br />
| Robin Nöel is no longer a member of the Noisebridge Council.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC Temporary ban for 6 Months.<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. for 6 Months.<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2014_03_04&diff=40500Meeting Notes 2014 03 042014-03-05T07:25:15Z<p>Flamsmark: There was a meeting!</p>
<hr />
<div>These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 303rd Meeting of Noisebridge]. Multiple people took notes; [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]] volunteered to write them up. [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]] also moderated the meeting.<br />
<br />
The meeting was split. The first 25 minutes happened before the election returns and board meeting. The remainder happened afterwards.<br />
<br />
= Short announcements and events =<br />
* [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]] will host a discussion about the planned community working group tomorrow at 7pm in the Noisebridge library.<br />
<br />
= [[ Membership Binder ]] =<br />
* Hephestus: week 4+; sponsored by Al, Will, & Ron<br />
* Kate K: week 4+; sponsored by Al<br />
* [[User:Qbit|Chris A]]: week 2; no sponsors<br />
* Howard T: week 2; no sponsors<br />
<br />
= Financial Report =<br />
No report was available from the treasurer.<br />
<br />
= Consensus items =<br />
<br />
We used a poll to agree the order of discussion of consensus items.<br />
<br />
We substantially agreed that it would be very important to discuss the issues surrounding Lee Sonko as the first substantive item of next week's meeting. Ron C volunteered to moderate.<br />
<br />
== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Publishing the member list] ===<br />
The major points of the discussion centered around the privacy of the folks whose information would be published in this way. We opted to continue the discssion at a subsequent meeting.<br />
<br />
=== [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/17 Banning Kyle, Johnny, and Kara] ===<br />
We agreed to ban Kyle, Johnny, and Kara. Some expressed concern about a joint proposal regarding the three of them. The three were involved in one set of events which prompted the proposal.<br />
<br />
=== Ban Robin ===<br />
Robin promised not to return to Noisebridge unless we invite him back by consensus. The consensus proposal was retracted. Robin is particularly concerned about his reputation and good name.<br />
<br />
=== [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 House Rules] ===<br />
Proposed improvements from last week's discussion have not been incorporated into the proposal. We deferred discussion until a future meeting.<br />
<br />
=== Ban [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]] ===<br />
The ban was proposed as a result of accusations that [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]] has been using Noisebridge as a place to sleep. Several people volunteered to contact [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]] so that they can act as his proxy. We deferred discussion until a future meeting.<br />
<br />
== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==<br />
<br />
=== Suspend Robin's Membership ===<br />
There was extensive discussion. Robin did not not elect to resign his membership, though several suggested it.<br />
<br />
= Discussion Notes =<br />
<br />
=== Police in the space ===<br />
We discussed the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-February/042607.html events of last Tuesday]. There was no formal consensus discussion, but the following points are generally agreed:<br />
* It is appropriate to call the police or EMS into the space if there is a relevant safety concern.<br />
* If you call the police, you should let everyone in the space know that you've done so.<br />
* In the absence of such an emergency, avoid inviting or admitting the police into the space.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40499Current Consensus Items2014-03-05T07:10:03Z<p>Flamsmark: Suspend Robins council-membership.</p>
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<div>This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.<br />
<br />
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Suspend Robin's membership in the Noisebridge Council<br />
| No further detail<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC Temporary ban for 6 Months.<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. for 6 Months.<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40498Consensus Items History2014-03-05T07:05:41Z<p>Flamsmark: Despite some concerns about group bans, we agreed to ban Kyle, Johnny, and Kara.</p>
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<div>This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.<br />
<br />
The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
<br />
{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Kyle, Johnny, and Kara are unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin - Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| The proposal to ban Robin was suspended when he promised to stay away from Noisebridge until invited back.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and Pigeon.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
<br />
Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
<br />
Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40497Consensus Items History2014-03-05T06:51:30Z<p>Flamsmark: We decided not to ban Robin because he promised to stay away.</p>
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<div>This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.<br />
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|- <br />
| 2014-03-04<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin - Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| The proposal to ban Robin was suspended when he promised to stay away from Noisebridge until invited back.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and Pigeon.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
<br />
Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
<br />
Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40496Current Consensus Items2014-03-05T06:50:53Z<p>Flamsmark: The proposal to ban Robin was suspended when he promised to stay away from Noisebridge until invited back.</p>
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! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC Temporary ban for 6 Months.<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. for 6 Months.<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40495Current Consensus Items2014-03-05T06:48:11Z<p>Flamsmark: We agreed to ban Kyle, Kara, and Johnny.</p>
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! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC Temporary ban for 6 Months.<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. for 6 Months.<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40482Current Consensus Items2014-03-04T16:18:30Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by 77.244.254.230 (talk) to last revision by Bfb</p>
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC Temporary ban for 6 Months.<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. for 6 Months.<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/16 pull request]<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40392Current Consensus Items2014-02-27T17:57:45Z<p>Flamsmark: Removed conflicting proposals. The authors have agreed to work on a compromise.</p>
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! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
| RAYC Temporary ban for 6 Months.<br />
| RAYC is instructed to take a break from NB. Therefore he is prohibited from entering the physical building of 2169 Mission st. for 6 Months.<br />
| [[User:Neurotech1|John]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=40289Quotes2014-02-25T07:06:07Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by Finn (talk) to last revision by Yesac</p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''<br />
<br />
Most recent are on top.<br />
<br />
* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago <br/> '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea<br />
<br />
* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se<br/> '''jedichu''': trust me I tried<br/> '''jedichu''': really hard<br />
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.<br />
<br />
* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .<br />
<br />
* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole<br/> '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem <br />
<br />
* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space.<br>'''jerkey''': in the lockers<br>'''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?<br />
<br />
* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.<br />
<br />
* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.<br />
<br />
* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.<br />
<br />
* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!<br />
<br />
* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.<br />
<br />
* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible.<br/>'''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here.<br/><tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt><br />
<br />
* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature<br/>'''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet<br />
<br />
* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow<br />
<br />
* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.<br />
<br />
* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy<br />
<br />
* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.<br />
<br />
* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.<br />
<br />
* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.<br />
<br />
* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link.<br>'''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.<br />
<br />
* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding<br>'''froggytoad''': no<br> '''RedType''': darn<br>'''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in<br />
<br />
* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything<br/> '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it<br />
<br />
* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.<br />
<br />
* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.<br />
<br />
* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"<br />
<br />
* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.<br />
<br />
* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.<br />
<br />
* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved<br />
<br />
* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.<br />
<br />
* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water.<br>'''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year<br />
<br />
* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.<br />
<br />
* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.<br />
<br />
* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL<br />
<br />
* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.<br />
<br />
* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?<br />
<br />
* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal<br />
<br />
* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.<br />
<br />
* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack<br />
<br />
* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement<br />
<br />
* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion<br>'''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(<br />
<br />
* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts<br />
<br />
* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me.<br/>'''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.<br />
<br />
* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats.<br/>'''unixjazz''': how about java?!?<br/>'''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.<br />
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* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever<br />
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* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?<br />
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* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!<br />
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* '''harvy''': hello?<br/> '''yesac_''': EHLO <br/> '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.<br />
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* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers<br />
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* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway?<br/> '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing<br />
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* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet<br>'''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.<br />
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*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty<br>'''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile.<br>'''mischief''': :<<br>'''mischief''': help me<br>'''zv''': wuw<br>'''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC<br>'''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about<br>'''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side<br>'''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief<br>'''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.<br />
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* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.<br />
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*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?<br>'''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!<br />
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* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.<br/> '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy <br/> '''zv''': he is <br/> '''zv''': Theo De Raadt<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.<br />
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* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad<br />
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* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. <br>'''gnusosa''': ?<br>'''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.<br>'''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.<br>'''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. <br>'''gnusosa''': :( <br>'''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say. <br />
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* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. <br />
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* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH<br />
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* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages<br />
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* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?<br>'''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland.<br>'''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?<br />
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* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing<br/>'''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is<br />
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* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file<br />
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* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.<br/> '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet<br/> '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :)<br/> '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two <br/> '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change"<br/> '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. <br/> '''mischief''': hahahahaha<br/> '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed."<br/> <br />
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*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.<br />
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*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs<br/> '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now<br/> '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign <br/> '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG<br/> '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus<br/> '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys<br/> '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?<br />
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* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup<br>'''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web<br>'''synx''': click files, download compressed<br />
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* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.<br/>[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt><br />
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* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.<br />
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*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."<br />
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*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.<br />
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*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.<br />
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*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos <br/> '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net <br/> '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.<br />
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*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom<br />'''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo<br />'''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine<br />'''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF<br />'''DrSyzygy''': ...<br />'''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*<br />'''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler"<br />'''epsas''': hirrarrious<br />'''dj_ryan''': shitler?<br />'''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic<br />'''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page<br />'''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out<br />'''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter<br />'''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?!<br />'''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right?<br />'''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete<br />
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* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". <br/>'''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.<br />
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* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand<br />
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* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks<br />
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* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks<br>'''mrfb:''' oh shit<br>'''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early<br>'''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?<br />
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* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.<br/>[[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for?<br/>[[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.<br />
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* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?<br />
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* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.<br />
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* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.<br />
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* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. <br/> '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it<br/> '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged<br />
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* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.<br>'''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite??<br>'''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?<br>'''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"<br />
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*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl<br />
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*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable<br />
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*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.<br />
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*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right<br />
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*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY<br />
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*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality<br />
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*'''teratoma''': DUDE <br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?<br />
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*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.<br />
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*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.<br />
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*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it<br />'''openfly''': that's not mysoginy<br />'''openfly''': it's being a company<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) <br/> '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 <br/> '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)<br />
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* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over<br />
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* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.<br/>'''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE!<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly<br>'''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt<br />
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* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen<br>'''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.<br>'''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system<br>'''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd<br>'''rigel''': gotta be the educational system<br>'''openfly''': clearly.<br />
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* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus.<br>'''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at<br />
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* '''ani-''': dongs<br>'''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?<br>'''ani-''': O_o<br />
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* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.<br />
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* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin<br>'''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN<br />
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* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."<br />
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* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.<br />
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* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.<br />
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* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers<br />
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* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.<br />
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* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.<br />
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* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk.<br>'''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower.<br>'''Bifrost''': AHA!<br>'''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.<br>'''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier.<br>'''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.<br>'''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that.<br>'''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.<br>'''callen''': Bifrost: really?<br>'''Bifrost''': yep.<br>'''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.<br>'''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.<br>'''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month.<br>'''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.<br />
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* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.<br />
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* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill<br>'''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring<br />
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*'''ornj''': hay guise<br>'''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux?<br>'''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use.<br>'''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli?<br>'''ornj''': Command-line<br>'''rubin110''': What's a command-line?<br>'''ornj''': . . .<br>'''ornj''': sighs pointedly.<br>'''-!- ornj''' has quit <br>[Quit: Saliendo]<br>'''rubin110''': What's pointedly?<br><br />
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* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number<br> '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone<br>'''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck<br />
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* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.<br />
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* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.<br />
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* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.<br />
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* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"<br />
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* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?<br />
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* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?<br />
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* '''pravDrunk''': guys<br>'''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke<br>'''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?<br />
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* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]<br>'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog<br>'''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.<br>'''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.<br />
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* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter<br />
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* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.<br />
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* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it<br/>'''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever<br />
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* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House<br>'''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs<br>'''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js<br>'''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups<br>'''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel<br>'''wsargent''': that makes it scalable<br />
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* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party<br/>'''miah''': its a aestetix free party<br/>'''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow<br/>'''synack''': ohsnap<br />
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* '''openfly''': chicago<br>'''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy<br>'''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold<br>'''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.<br>'''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.<br />
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* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina<br/>'''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"<br />
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* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious<br>'''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin<br>'''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising<br>'''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal<br>'''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload<br>'''noisebot''': Not funny.<br>'''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again<br>'''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D<br>'''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes.<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD<br />
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* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts?<br>'''aestetix''': yes<br>'''mxweas_''': where at?<br>'''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday<br>'''aestetix''': he's really nice<br>'''setient''': yeah<br>'''setient''': he is really nice<br>'''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today<br>'''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today<br>'''mxweas_''': lame<br>'''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex?<br>'''setient''': yes<br>'''setient''': he can<br>'''mxweas_''': perfect.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit<br />
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* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode<br />
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*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)<br>'''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.<br>'''rubin110''': We're not Europe.<br>'''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you?<br>'''setient''': a lot<br>'''setient''': a real lot<br>'''rubin110''': Dude.<br>'''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA.<br>'''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE.<br>'''setient''': s/free/retarded<br>'''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.<br />
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* '''epsas''': hmm<br />'''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com?<br />'''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED<br/>'''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad<br/>'''heph''': so yeah, just like sex<br />
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*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer<br />
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* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science.<br/>'''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.<br />
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* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.<br />
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* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.<br />
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* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."<br />
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* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup<br />
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* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not<br />
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* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vagina<br />'''synack''': dentata<br/>'''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom<br />'''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia<br />'''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers<br />
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* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay<br />
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.<br />'''lolper''': What is good samaritan?<br />
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* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.<br />'''daravinne''': what if you grew something else<br />'''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]<br />'''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.<br />'''daravinne''': well what do they know<br />'''daravinne''': besides physics<br />'''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]<br />'''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.<br />'''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue<br />'''Evil-Bill''': exit<br />'''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor.<br />'''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].<br />'''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle<br />'''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.<br />>> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins.<br />'''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...<br />'''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system<br />>> '''dr_jesus''' cringes<br />'''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit.<br />'''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].<br />'''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod<br />'''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler<br />'''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND<br />'''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks.<br />'''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun<br />'''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. <br />'''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again<br />'''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.<br />'''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling.<br />'''fsargent''': You are wet.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot<br />'''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin<br />'''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink<br />'''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.<br />'''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.<br />'''fsargent''': You feel dirty.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office<br />'''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.<br />'''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses<br />'''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.<br />'''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun<br />'''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!<br />'''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': save game<br />'''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later.<br />'''fsargent''': <SAVED><br />>> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn.<br />'''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP)<br />'''sentient''': a grue approaches<br />'''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.<br />
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* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!<br>'''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises!<br>'''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable<br>'''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah.<br>'''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" }<br>'''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now<br />
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* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.<br/> '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ<br />
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* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina <br/>'''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge<br />
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* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.<br />
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* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc<br/>'''miah''': with raining dicks<br/>'''mrdomino''': so, irc<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom<br />
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* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies<br/>'''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book<br/>'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle<br />
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* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor<br />'''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL<br />'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn<br />'''aestetix''': You know<br />'''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested<br />'''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo<br /><br />
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* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.<br/>'''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': dongs<br>'''ani-''': vaginas<br>'''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST<br>'''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*<br>'''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.<br />
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* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins<br />
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* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel<br />
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* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist<br/>'''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard<br />
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*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work<br/>'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina<br />
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*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor<br />
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*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things<br />
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*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet<br />
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* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?<br>'''rubin110''': What?<br>'''Bifrost''': huh?<br>'''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.<br>'''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)<br>'''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around.<br>'''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?<br>'''blauzahl''': er, i see.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.<br />
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* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.<br />
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* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know <br/>'''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"<br />
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* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever<br />
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* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM<br />
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* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?<br />
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* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone<br/>'''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something<br/>'''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting<br/>'''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further.<br/>'''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.<br/>'''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that<br/>'''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude<br/>'''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."<br />
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* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo <br/>'''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator<br />
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* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called <br/>'''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management<br />
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* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"<br />
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* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability<br />
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* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views<br/>'''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though<br />
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* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats<br/>'''aestetix''': we had spirit animals<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!<br />
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* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head.<br/>'''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders<br />
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* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool.<br/>'''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.<br />
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* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux<br/>'''setient''': that is the problem<br />
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* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp<br />
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* '''setient''': i have the best project ever<br/>'''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip<br />
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* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?<br />
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* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue<br />
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* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty.<br>'''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot<br>'''j0ck''': how dare you<br>'''VonGuard''': awesome<br>'''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat<br>'''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land<br>'''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then.<br>'''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me'''<br>noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.<br>'''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?<br>'''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death<br>'''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_<br>'''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine<br>'''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.<br>'''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access<br>'''malaclyps''': and vice-versa<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.<br/>'''zedd''': hehe<br/>'''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE<br />
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* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.<br />
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* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot <br /> '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism<br />
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* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible<br />
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* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!<br />
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* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight<br>'''Rubin''': Fucking horrible.<br>'''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion<br />
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* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel <br/>'''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized<br />
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* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd.<br/>'''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer<br />
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* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".<br />
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* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?<br />
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* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge<br/>'''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be<br />
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* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something.<br/>'''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently<br />
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* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws.<br/>'''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.<br/>'''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there<br />
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* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.<br />
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* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels.<br/>'''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."<br />
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* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga<br />
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* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot<br />
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* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock<br />
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* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey<br/>'''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur<br />
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* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.<br />
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* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.<br />
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* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet<br/>'''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'.<br/>'''SuperQ''': noisecloud--<br/>'''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out<br />
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* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?<br/><br />
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* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.<br />
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* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.<br />
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* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit<br />
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* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.<br />'''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum<br />'''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers<br />'''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it<br />
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* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny<br />
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* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate.<br/>I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.<br/>And there are no naked pictures on it at all.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day<br />'''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?<br />'''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.<br />
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* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel<br />
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* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.<br />
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* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now.<br/>'''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.<br/>'''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.<br />
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* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs<br/>'''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it<br />
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* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.<br />
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* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole<br />
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* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Vision&diff=40288Noisebridge Vision2014-02-25T07:05:40Z<p>Flamsmark: Reverted edits by Finn (talk) to last revision by Mischief</p>
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<div>__NOEDITSECTION__[[Image:Noisebridge_soldering.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Learning by doing!]]<br />
[[Image:Evocell_ecoli15.png|thumb|right|180px|Do cool stuff!]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge_at_night.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Interact with interesting people!]]<br />
Noisebridge is a space for sharing, creation, collaboration, research, development, mentoring, and of course, learning. Noisebridge is also more than a physical space, it's a community with roots extending around the world.<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
For we're excellent to each other here<br /><br />
We rarely ever block<br /><br />
We value tools over pre-emptive rules<br /><br />
And spurn the key and the lock.<br /><br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &mdash; Danny O'Brien, 2010-11-09 general meeting notes<br />
</blockquote><br />
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''We make stuff. So can you.''<br />
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<br />
== The Idea ==<br />
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Noisebridge is an educational non-profit corporation, 501(c)3 public charity status.<br />
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We provide infrastructure and collaboration opportunities for people interested in programming, hardware hacking, physics, chemistry, mathematics, photography, security, robotics, all kinds of art, and, of course, technology. Through talks, workshops, and [[projects]] we encourage knowledge exchange, learning, and mentoring.<br />
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As a space for artistic collaboration and experimentation, we are open to all types of art - with a special emphasis on the crossover of art and technology. From hardware labs to electronics, cooking, photography, and sound labs, anything that's creative is welcome.<br />
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Many interesting things are happening at all times. Sharing is essential to making this work. We believe in starting from a point of respect and trust. We believe it builds a safe community and that this will foster innovation and creation. <br />
Our code of conduct is "Be excellent to each other".<br />
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Leadership is taken by individual members for specific projects. We call this "sudo leadership" after the *nix command sudo which allows a regular user to do one root-level, or superuser, task. In other words, if you want Noisebridge to do something, start doing it.<br />
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Here's some paraphrasing from our bylaws:<br />
Through talks, classes, workshops, collaborative projects, and other activities, we want to encourage research, knowledge exchange, learning, and mentoring in a safe, clean space. We provide educational spaces for teaching practical skills and theory of technology, science, and art. We provide work space, storage, and other resources for projects related to art, science, and technology that will benefit the individual members' personal growth in their fields of interest, encouraging the individual members to share their projects and knowledge for the betterment of society through art, science and technology. We create, learn, and teach, individually and as a group, inviting members of the community in the San Francisco Bay area and the world. We develop, support the development of, and provide resources for the development of free and open source software and hardware for the benefit of society. We promote collaboration across disciplines for the benefit of cultural, charitable, and scientific causes.<br />
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== Tripartite Pillars ==<br />
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===Excellence===<br />
'''Be excellent to each other''' is the guiding principle of Noisebridge. Wikipedia uses [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don't_be_a_dick a somewhat similar rule], which they call "''the fundamental rule of all social spaces. Every other policy for getting along is a special case of it.''" Unlike Wikipedia, Noisebridge takes a positive approach, and avoids the practice of officially enumerating the myriad potential special cases; "be excellent" is enough.<br />
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===Consensus===<br />
We make official Noisebridge decisions by consensus, which means the willing consent of all of our members. Decisions are made at our [[:Category:Meeting_Notes|weekly meetings]], and items proposed for consensus are announced at least a week in advance to give everyone time to hear about them. Members may block by proxy if they are unable to attend or if they wish to block anonymously.<br />
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More information on the [[Consensus Process]].<br />
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===Do-ocracy===<br />
Doing excellent stuff at Noisebridge does not require permission or an official consensus decision. If you're uncertain about the excellence of something you want to do, you should ask someone else what they think.<br />
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== Testimonials ==<br />
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[[Testimonials | Why people love Noisebridge]]<br />
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* Smart creative people, welcoming community, friendly to newbies <br />
* Equipment, tools, books, materials, and the space itself<br />
* Its culture of free, open, accessible, DIY awesomeness<br />
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== Financing it ==<br />
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We self-finance through membership fees ($80 per member/month with $40 "starving hacker" rate), beverage sales, and parties, the way European hacker spaces do it. We also welcome one-time or recurring [[Donate_or_Pay_Dues|donations]] from members and non-members alike. Donations and sponsorships will accompany renovation and equipment purchase. Within the first 24 hours of renting a space, we raised over $10,000 for a cool location and meaningful projects. Within our first month, we've nearly become cash flow positive from membership dues alone. Further discussion is happening on the [[Finances]] wiki page. <br />
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== Inspiration ==<br />
Noisebridge is inspired by similar European clubs like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalab Metalab] of Vienna, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-base CBase] of Berlin, [http://www.mi2.hr/ MAMA] of Zagreb, and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII_%28squat%29 ASCII] of Amsterdam. Many other clubs of a similar stripe can be found at [http://hacklabs.org/index_en.php Hacklabs] and [http://hackerspaces.org/wiki/List_of_Hacker_Spaces Hackerspaces dot Org]. It would not be out of the question to consider Noisebridge a possible [http://events.ccc.de/2007/09/27/say-hello-to-bitkanonecccde/ San Francisco Chaostreff]. Noisebridge is a hacker space and community that shares a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorkbot Dorkbot]-like ethic, and indeed, many of the members of Noisebridge are long-time Dorkbotters.<br />
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== The Name ==<br />
A "noise bridge" performs useful services by injecting noise into a system. Such a device is often used in RF electronics.<br />
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== The Space ==<br />
Read some [[oral histories]] from members, or add your own!<br />
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=See Also=<br />
*[[Community Standards]]<br />
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[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40201Current Consensus Items2014-02-21T19:34:16Z<p>Flamsmark: Pigeon's ban was opposed in favor of a voluntary six-week absence.</p>
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<div>This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.<br />
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Only members can join the council.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/4 Pull Request]. This also includes some clarifying re-structuring of the membership and council descriptions.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-09<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
| Consensus process change<br />
| 1. Consensus items at weekly meetings can be stopped from advancing by three member [http://www.cohousing.org/popups/gp_blocks.htm stand-asides] or one block. Those objecting are encouraged to meet with proposal author(s) to develop mutually agreeable alternatives.<br />
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2. Membership meetings shall be scheduled and announced in advance. If a proposal cannot reach consensus or resolution at weekly meetings it may be added to a membership meeting agenda with sponsorship of three members. To take effect a proposal would require approval of 75% of members present physically or by proxy.<br />
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3. All current associate members shall be converted to full members, and the associate membership role abolished.<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-12-10<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| ''Tabled until details are elaborated'' Expiration period for associate member policy<br />
|Noisebridge should attach an expiration period of 90 days to the consensus decision [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_thoes_hosted_by_M_and_AM|to create new Member role]]. All subsequent mutations of the original consensus should be brought for a second consensus. If no consensus can be reached, Noisebridge will revert to being open to the public.<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40200Consensus Items History2014-02-21T19:32:08Z<p>Flamsmark: I don't even know why I did that.</p>
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<div>This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.<br />
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|- <br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and Pigeon.<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
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Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
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Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
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* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se<br/> '''jedichu''': trust me I tried<br/> '''jedichu''': really hard<br />
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.<br />
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* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .<br />
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* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole<br/> '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem <br />
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* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space.<br>'''jerkey''': in the lockers<br>'''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?<br />
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* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.<br />
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* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.<br />
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* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.<br />
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* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!<br />
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* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.<br />
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* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible.<br/>'''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here.<br/><tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt><br />
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* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature<br/>'''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet<br />
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* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow<br />
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* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.<br />
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* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy<br />
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* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.<br />
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* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.<br />
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* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.<br />
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* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link.<br>'''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.<br />
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* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding<br>'''froggytoad''': no<br> '''RedType''': darn<br>'''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in<br />
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* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything<br/> '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it<br />
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* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.<br />
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* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.<br />
<br />
* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"<br />
<br />
* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.<br />
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* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.<br />
<br />
* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved<br />
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* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.<br />
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* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water.<br>'''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year<br />
<br />
* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.<br />
<br />
* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.<br />
<br />
* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL<br />
<br />
* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.<br />
<br />
* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?<br />
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* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal<br />
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* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.<br />
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* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack<br />
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* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement<br />
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* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion<br>'''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(<br />
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* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts<br />
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* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me.<br/>'''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.<br />
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* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats.<br/>'''unixjazz''': how about java?!?<br/>'''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.<br />
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* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever<br />
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* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?<br />
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* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!<br />
<br />
* '''harvy''': hello?<br/> '''yesac_''': EHLO <br/> '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.<br />
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* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers<br />
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* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway?<br/> '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing<br />
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* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet<br>'''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.<br />
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*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty<br>'''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile.<br>'''mischief''': :<<br>'''mischief''': help me<br>'''zv''': wuw<br>'''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC<br>'''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about<br>'''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side<br>'''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief<br>'''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.<br />
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* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.<br />
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*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?<br>'''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!<br />
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* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.<br/> '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy <br/> '''zv''': he is <br/> '''zv''': Theo De Raadt<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.<br />
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* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad<br />
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* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. <br>'''gnusosa''': ?<br>'''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.<br>'''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.<br>'''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. <br>'''gnusosa''': :( <br>'''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say. <br />
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* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. <br />
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* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH<br />
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* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages<br />
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* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?<br>'''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland.<br>'''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?<br />
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* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing<br/>'''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is<br />
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* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file<br />
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* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.<br/> '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet<br/> '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :)<br/> '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two <br/> '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change"<br/> '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. <br/> '''mischief''': hahahahaha<br/> '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed."<br/> <br />
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*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.<br />
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*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs<br/> '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now<br/> '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign <br/> '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG<br/> '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus<br/> '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys<br/> '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?<br />
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* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup<br>'''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web<br>'''synx''': click files, download compressed<br />
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* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.<br/>[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt><br />
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* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.<br />
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*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."<br />
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*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.<br />
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*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.<br />
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*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos <br/> '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net <br/> '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.<br />
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*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom<br />'''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo<br />'''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine<br />'''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF<br />'''DrSyzygy''': ...<br />'''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*<br />'''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler"<br />'''epsas''': hirrarrious<br />'''dj_ryan''': shitler?<br />'''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic<br />'''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page<br />'''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out<br />'''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter<br />'''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?!<br />'''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right?<br />'''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete<br />
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* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". <br/>'''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.<br />
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* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand<br />
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* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks<br />
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* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks<br>'''mrfb:''' oh shit<br>'''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early<br>'''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?<br />
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* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.<br/>[[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for?<br/>[[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.<br />
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* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?<br />
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* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.<br />
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* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.<br />
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* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. <br/> '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it<br/> '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged<br />
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* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.<br>'''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite??<br>'''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?<br>'''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"<br />
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*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl<br />
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*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable<br />
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*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.<br />
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*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right<br />
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*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY<br />
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*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality<br />
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*'''teratoma''': DUDE <br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say?<br/> '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");}<br/> '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?<br />
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*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.<br />
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*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.<br />
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*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it<br />'''openfly''': that's not mysoginy<br />'''openfly''': it's being a company<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) <br/> '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 <br/> '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)<br />
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* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over<br />
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* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.<br/>'''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE!<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly<br>'''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt<br />
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* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen<br>'''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.<br>'''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system<br>'''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd<br>'''rigel''': gotta be the educational system<br>'''openfly''': clearly.<br />
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* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus.<br>'''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at<br />
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* '''ani-''': dongs<br>'''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?<br>'''ani-''': O_o<br />
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* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.<br />
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* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin<br>'''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN<br />
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* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."<br />
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* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.<br />
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* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.<br />
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* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers<br />
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* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.<br />
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* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.<br />
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* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk.<br>'''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower.<br>'''Bifrost''': AHA!<br>'''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.<br>'''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier.<br>'''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.<br>'''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that.<br>'''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.<br>'''callen''': Bifrost: really?<br>'''Bifrost''': yep.<br>'''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.<br>'''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.<br>'''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month.<br>'''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.<br />
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* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.<br />
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* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill<br>'''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring<br />
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*'''ornj''': hay guise<br>'''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux?<br>'''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use.<br>'''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli?<br>'''ornj''': Command-line<br>'''rubin110''': What's a command-line?<br>'''ornj''': . . .<br>'''ornj''': sighs pointedly.<br>'''-!- ornj''' has quit <br>[Quit: Saliendo]<br>'''rubin110''': What's pointedly?<br><br />
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* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number<br> '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone<br>'''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck<br />
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* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.<br />
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* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.<br />
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* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.<br />
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* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"<br />
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* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?<br />
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* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?<br />
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* '''pravDrunk''': guys<br>'''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke<br>'''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?<br />
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* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]<br>'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog<br>'''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.<br>'''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.<br />
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* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter<br />
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* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.<br />
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* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it<br/>'''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever<br />
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* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House<br>'''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs<br>'''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js<br>'''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups<br>'''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel<br>'''wsargent''': that makes it scalable<br />
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* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party<br/>'''miah''': its a aestetix free party<br/>'''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow<br/>'''synack''': ohsnap<br />
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* '''openfly''': chicago<br>'''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy<br>'''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold<br>'''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.<br>'''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.<br />
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* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina<br/>'''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"<br />
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* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious<br>'''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin<br>'''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising<br>'''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal<br>'''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload<br>'''noisebot''': Not funny.<br>'''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again<br>'''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D<br>'''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes.<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE<br>'''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD<br />
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* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts?<br>'''aestetix''': yes<br>'''mxweas_''': where at?<br>'''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday<br>'''aestetix''': he's really nice<br>'''setient''': yeah<br>'''setient''': he is really nice<br>'''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today<br>'''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today<br>'''mxweas_''': lame<br>'''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex?<br>'''setient''': yes<br>'''setient''': he can<br>'''mxweas_''': perfect.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit<br />
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* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode<br />
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*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)<br>'''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.<br>'''rubin110''': We're not Europe.<br>'''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you?<br>'''setient''': a lot<br>'''setient''': a real lot<br>'''rubin110''': Dude.<br>'''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA.<br>'''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE.<br>'''setient''': s/free/retarded<br>'''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.<br />
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* '''epsas''': hmm<br />'''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com?<br />'''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED<br/>'''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad<br/>'''heph''': so yeah, just like sex<br />
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*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer<br />
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* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science.<br/>'''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.<br />
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* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.<br />
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* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.<br />
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* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."<br />
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* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup<br />
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* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not<br />
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* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vagina<br />'''synack''': dentata<br/>'''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom<br />'''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia<br />'''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers<br />
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* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay<br />
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.<br />'''lolper''': What is good samaritan?<br />
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* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.<br />'''daravinne''': what if you grew something else<br />'''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]<br />'''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.<br />'''daravinne''': well what do they know<br />'''daravinne''': besides physics<br />'''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]<br />'''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.<br />'''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue<br />'''Evil-Bill''': exit<br />'''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor.<br />'''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].<br />'''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle<br />'''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.<br />>> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins.<br />'''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...<br />'''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system<br />>> '''dr_jesus''' cringes<br />'''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit.<br />'''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].<br />'''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod<br />'''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler<br />'''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND<br />'''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks.<br />'''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun<br />'''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin<br />'''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. <br />'''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again<br />'''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.<br />'''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling.<br />'''fsargent''': You are wet.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot<br />'''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin<br />'''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink<br />'''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.<br />'''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.<br />'''fsargent''': You feel dirty.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office<br />'''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.<br />'''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses<br />'''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.<br />'''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />'''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun<br />'''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!<br />'''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': save game<br />'''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses.<br />'''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later.<br />'''fsargent''': <SAVED><br />>> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn.<br />'''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP)<br />'''sentient''': a grue approaches<br />'''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.<br />
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* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!<br>'''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises!<br>'''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable<br>'''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah.<br>'''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" }<br>'''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now<br />
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* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.<br/> '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ<br />
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* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina <br/>'''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge<br />
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* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.<br />
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* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc<br/>'''miah''': with raining dicks<br/>'''mrdomino''': so, irc<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom<br />
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* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies<br/>'''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book<br/>'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle<br />
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* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor<br />'''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL<br />'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn<br />'''aestetix''': You know<br />'''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested<br />'''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo<br /><br />
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* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.<br/>'''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.<br />
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* '''daravinne''': dongs<br>'''ani-''': vaginas<br>'''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST<br>'''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*<br>'''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.<br />
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* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins<br />
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* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel<br />
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* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist<br/>'''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard<br />
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*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work<br/>'''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina<br />
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*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor<br />
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*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things<br />
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*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet<br />
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* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?<br>'''rubin110''': What?<br>'''Bifrost''': huh?<br>'''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.<br>'''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)<br>'''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around.<br>'''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?<br>'''blauzahl''': er, i see.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.<br />
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* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.<br />
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* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know <br/>'''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"<br />
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* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever<br />
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* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM<br />
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* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?<br />
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* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone<br/>'''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something<br/>'''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting<br/>'''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further.<br/>'''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.<br/>'''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that<br/>'''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude<br/>'''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."<br />
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* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo <br/>'''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator<br />
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* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called <br/>'''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management<br />
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* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"<br />
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* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability<br />
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* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views<br/>'''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though<br />
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* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats<br/>'''aestetix''': we had spirit animals<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!<br />
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* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head.<br/>'''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders<br />
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* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool.<br/>'''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.<br />
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* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux<br/>'''setient''': that is the problem<br />
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* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp<br />
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* '''setient''': i have the best project ever<br/>'''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip<br />
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* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?<br />
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* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue<br />
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* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty.<br>'''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot<br>'''j0ck''': how dare you<br>'''VonGuard''': awesome<br>'''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat<br>'''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land<br>'''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then.<br>'''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me'''<br>noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.<br>'''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?<br>'''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death<br>'''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_<br>'''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine<br>'''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.<br>'''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access<br>'''malaclyps''': and vice-versa<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.<br/>'''zedd''': hehe<br/>'''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE<br />
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* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.<br />
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* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot <br /> '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism<br />
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* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible<br />
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* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!<br />
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* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight<br>'''Rubin''': Fucking horrible.<br>'''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion<br />
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* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel <br/>'''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized<br />
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* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd.<br/>'''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer<br />
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* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".<br />
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* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?<br />
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* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge<br/>'''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be<br />
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* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something.<br/>'''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently<br />
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* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws.<br/>'''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.<br/>'''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there<br />
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* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.<br />
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* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels.<br/>'''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."<br />
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* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder<br />
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* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga<br />
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* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot<br />
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* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock<br />
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* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey<br/>'''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur<br />
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* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.<br />
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* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.<br />
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* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.<br />
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* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet<br/>'''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'.<br/>'''SuperQ''': noisecloud--<br/>'''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out<br />
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* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?<br/><br />
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* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.<br />
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* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.<br />
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* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit<br />
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* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.<br />'''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum<br />'''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers<br />'''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it<br />
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* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny<br />
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* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate.<br/>I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.<br/>And there are no naked pictures on it at all.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day<br />'''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?<br />'''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.<br />
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* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel<br />
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* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.<br />
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* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now.<br/>'''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.<br/>'''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.<br />
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* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs<br/>'''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it<br />
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* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.<br />
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* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole<br />
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* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.<br/>'''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.<br />
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* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?<br />'''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright<br />
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* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"<br />
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* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. <br />
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* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's<br />
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* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant<br/ >'''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey<br />
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* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck<br>'''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho<br />
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* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.<br />
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* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?<br />
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.<br />
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* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.<br />
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* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards<br/>'''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com!<br/>'''rachel''': with one hand<br />
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* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever!<br/> '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist<br/> '''aestetix''': And then masturbate <br/> '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?<br />
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* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql<br/>'''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget<br />
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* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.<br/>'''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly?<br/>'''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.<br/>'''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.<br />
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* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs<br/>'''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass<br/>'''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things<br />
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* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. <br /> '''VonGuard''': wow <br />'''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds<br />
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* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife<br />'''magpie''': she wasnt murdered<br />'''magpie''': just "voted off the island"<br />
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* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline<br />'''flatline_hb''': interesting<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />'''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice<br />[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]<br />
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* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit.<br/>'''miah''': of course they can dance<br/>'''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn<br />
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* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me<br />
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* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.<br />
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* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat<br />
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* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat?<br/>'''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40193Current Consensus Items2014-02-20T23:21:31Z<p>Flamsmark: We totally discussed this.</p>
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<div>This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.<br />
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Only members can join the council.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/4 Pull Request]. This also includes some clarifying re-structuring of the membership and council descriptions.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon<br />
| Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| General<br />
| Ban RAYC<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/7 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-09<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
| Consensus process change<br />
| 1. Consensus items at weekly meetings can be stopped from advancing by three member [http://www.cohousing.org/popups/gp_blocks.htm stand-asides] or one block. Those objecting are encouraged to meet with proposal author(s) to develop mutually agreeable alternatives.<br />
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2. Membership meetings shall be scheduled and announced in advance. If a proposal cannot reach consensus or resolution at weekly meetings it may be added to a membership meeting agenda with sponsorship of three members. To take effect a proposal would require approval of 75% of members present physically or by proxy.<br />
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3. All current associate members shall be converted to full members, and the associate membership role abolished.<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-12-10<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| ''Tabled until details are elaborated'' Expiration period for associate member policy<br />
|Noisebridge should attach an expiration period of 90 days to the consensus decision [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_thoes_hosted_by_M_and_AM|to create new Member role]]. All subsequent mutations of the original consensus should be brought for a second consensus. If no consensus can be reached, Noisebridge will revert to being open to the public.<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40192Consensus Items History2014-02-20T23:19:40Z<p>Flamsmark: Tables, how do they work?</p>
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<div>This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.<br />
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|- <br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and [[Pigeon:<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko -- [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
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Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
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Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40191Current Consensus Items2014-02-20T23:18:42Z<p>Flamsmark: Dates</p>
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Only members can join the council.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/4 Pull Request]. This also includes some clarifying re-structuring of the membership and council descriptions.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-11<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon<br />
| Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-09<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
| Consensus process change<br />
| 1. Consensus items at weekly meetings can be stopped from advancing by three member [http://www.cohousing.org/popups/gp_blocks.htm stand-asides] or one block. Those objecting are encouraged to meet with proposal author(s) to develop mutually agreeable alternatives.<br />
<br />
2. Membership meetings shall be scheduled and announced in advance. If a proposal cannot reach consensus or resolution at weekly meetings it may be added to a membership meeting agenda with sponsorship of three members. To take effect a proposal would require approval of 75% of members present physically or by proxy.<br />
<br />
3. All current associate members shall be converted to full members, and the associate membership role abolished.<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-12-10<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| ''Tabled until details are elaborated'' Expiration period for associate member policy<br />
|Noisebridge should attach an expiration period of 90 days to the consensus decision [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_thoes_hosted_by_M_and_AM|to create new Member role]]. All subsequent mutations of the original consensus should be brought for a second consensus. If no consensus can be reached, Noisebridge will revert to being open to the public.<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40190Current Consensus Items2014-02-20T23:17:58Z<p>Flamsmark: Ban Josh/N0_Hat</p>
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The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban [[User:N0_Hat|Josh]]<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/8 Pull request.]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-15<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Only members can join the council.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/4 Pull Request]. This also includes some clarifying re-structuring of the membership and council descriptions.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-15<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-09<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon<br />
| Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-1-9<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
| Consensus process change<br />
| 1. Consensus items at weekly meetings can be stopped from advancing by three member [http://www.cohousing.org/popups/gp_blocks.htm stand-asides] or one block. Those objecting are encouraged to meet with proposal author(s) to develop mutually agreeable alternatives.<br />
<br />
2. Membership meetings shall be scheduled and announced in advance. If a proposal cannot reach consensus or resolution at weekly meetings it may be added to a membership meeting agenda with sponsorship of three members. To take effect a proposal would require approval of 75% of members present physically or by proxy.<br />
<br />
3. All current associate members shall be converted to full members, and the associate membership role abolished.<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-12-10<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| ''Tabled until details are elaborated'' Expiration period for associate member policy<br />
|Noisebridge should attach an expiration period of 90 days to the consensus decision [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_thoes_hosted_by_M_and_AM|to create new Member role]]. All subsequent mutations of the original consensus should be brought for a second consensus. If no consensus can be reached, Noisebridge will revert to being open to the public.<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&diff=40189Current Consensus Items2014-02-20T23:16:20Z<p>Flamsmark: House rules.</p>
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<br />
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date First Discussed <br />
! Proposed By<br />
! Informal Title<br />
! Summary and pull request.<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-25<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| House rules<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/9 Pull request.] Highlights:<br />
* We have a thing about telling people to leave.<br />
* Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home.<br />
* The basement, roof and fire escape are out of bounds.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara<br />
| Ban kyle, johnny, kara from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
| Ban Robin<br />
| Ban Robin from the space for reoccurring pattern of abusive behavior. <br />
| [[User:N0_Hat|N0_Hat]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-15<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Only members can join the council.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/4 Pull Request]. This also includes some clarifying re-structuring of the membership and council descriptions.<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-15<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Publish member list in our policies git repo.<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/issues/3 Github issue]<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-09<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon<br />
| Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-1-9<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
| Consensus process change<br />
| 1. Consensus items at weekly meetings can be stopped from advancing by three member [http://www.cohousing.org/popups/gp_blocks.htm stand-asides] or one block. Those objecting are encouraged to meet with proposal author(s) to develop mutually agreeable alternatives.<br />
<br />
2. Membership meetings shall be scheduled and announced in advance. If a proposal cannot reach consensus or resolution at weekly meetings it may be added to a membership meeting agenda with sponsorship of three members. To take effect a proposal would require approval of 75% of members present physically or by proxy.<br />
<br />
3. All current associate members shall be converted to full members, and the associate membership role abolished.<br />
| [[User:Dana|Dana]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-12-10<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| ''Tabled until details are elaborated'' Expiration period for associate member policy<br />
|Noisebridge should attach an expiration period of 90 days to the consensus decision [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_thoes_hosted_by_M_and_AM|to create new Member role]]. All subsequent mutations of the original consensus should be brought for a second consensus. If no consensus can be reached, Noisebridge will revert to being open to the public.<br />
|[[User:Bfb|Kevin]]</div>Flamsmarkhttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&diff=40188Consensus Items History2014-02-20T22:19:42Z<p>Flamsmark: </p>
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The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.<br />
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{| border="1"<br />
! Date&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
! Proposed&nbsp;by<br />
! Wording<br />
! Decision<br />
! Author of this Record<br />
|- <br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:MadCap|Robin]]<br />
| Ban Pidgeon -- Pidgeon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Deferred in favor of a six-week do-ocratic ban agreed between [[User:Setient|Ron]] and [[Pigeon:<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-18<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Ban Lee Sonko<br />
| [https://github.com/noisebridge/bureaucracy/pull/1 Pull request]<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Git repo for policy -- The canonical location for Noisebridge policies and processes shall be a git repository. The canonical process to modify these policies and processes shall be the merging of a proposed changed version. The desicion to merge a patch shall be made by Noisebridge's consensus process. The most recent version of all such policies and procedures shall also be posted at an appropriate page on the Noisebridge wiki. It shall be the responsibility of the Secretary to operate and maintain this system.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
| Membership renaming -- Renaming the category “Noisebridge Members” to the “Noisebridge Council”, and renaming the category “Associate Members” to “Noisebridge Members”. This change extends not only to our operations, but also to our bylaws, so that the effect is only a change of name but does not change the rights or privileges of any person or category of people.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom Lowenthal]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-02-04<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| No changes to consensus proposals -- Proposals shall only be elegible to reach consensus in a weekly meeting in the exact form that they were agreed at a previous weekly meeting. Items shall not be elegible for consensus unless they were recorded on the Current Consensus Items page on the Noisebridge wiki before 24 hours have passed after the end of the weekly meeting in which they were proposed. If a proposal is modified at a weekly meeting, it shall not be elegible for consensus at that meeting.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-21<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
| "Noisebridge will pay a service to recharge all the fire extinguishers in the space and/or purchase new fire extinguishers, and buy smoke/CO detectors for the space. We will need about a dozen working fire extinguishers for the space. NB will also allocate $200.00 per year, with an initial cost not to exceed $300.00 initial cost."<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[user:jarrod|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2014-01-07<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Adopt the draft anti-harassment policy in its current form in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment git repo].<br />
| Consensus<br />
| Tom<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-10<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| It is the responsibility of all users of Noisebridge (guests, Members, and Associate Members) to contribute to Noisebridge as they are able. An individual's contribution should be proportionate with that person's use of Noisebridge and its resources. A reasonable monetary contribution from a member or associate member may be $80 per month, but it is each person's responsibility to determine what contribution is reasonable for them.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-12-17<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be streamed in audio when possible, with the aim of encouraging online involvement. By the consensus of those present, the meeting may be limited to those in the space for privacy reasons. The responsibility for streaming will be that of the secretary.<br />
| Consensus<br />
| [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2014_01_07|2014-01-07]]<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny O'Brien]]<br />
| That the Tuesday Meeting be moved to 7pm, to limit fatigue and encourage new attendees.<br />
| Consensed<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_26|2013-11-26]]<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
| The "optional member dues" change to the 2013-10-15 "Associates Member" consensus item is a large enough change that discussion of the consensus item should have been extended so that members not in attendance could debate it. This consensus item invalidates the 2013-10-15 consensus item so that this discussion can take place and the membership can come to a consensus/block it.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| [[User:AlSweigart|Al Sweigart]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|If a paper membership application has been in the binder for more than twelve weeks, that application should be discarded. If that person still wants to become a member, they must start the application process over from scratch.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|Consenso]]<br />
|If a member has not identified themself as such by adding the Category:Members to their wiki user page by $DATE, they shall no longer be a member of Noisebridge.<br />
|Both Jakes object<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|It shall not a secret whether a person is a Member of Noisebridge. It shall be the responsibility of each member to identify themself as a member by adding the [[:Category:Members]] to their wiki user page. Until a Member so identifies, they shall not be entitled to any privilege of Noisebridge Membership. Likewise, if a member is on [[Membership/Hiatus]], they must indicate this by adding the [[:Category:Hiatus]] to their wiki user page; this method of so identifying shall replace any other notification requirement for going on and coming off hiatus. Although it shall generally be a responsibility shared by all members to ensure that this category of identification is used correctly, in cases where its use is disputed, Noisebridge's secretary shall be the final arbiter.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_12|2013-11-12]]<br />
|[[user:Thex|JC]]<br />
|It should be possible to secure Noisebridge when not in use. Noisebridge should be secured when not in use. All Noisebridge Members and Associate Members should have access to Noisebridge.<br />
|So say we all<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Leif<br />
|Revoke the previous two members-only consensus items are return Noisebridge to being a place where people are welcome to do excellent things without asking for permission from anyone.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013-11-05]]<br />
|Justin<br />
|I officially propose that any large policy changes at Noisebridge or in Noisebridge policies require at least 10 members or 50 percent of the members (whichever is smaller) to be present at the meeting that decides it.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_15|2013-10-15]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|There shall be a new tier of membership, called an Associate Member. An associate member shall have all the rights and privileges of membership except that an associate member shall not be entitled to full participation in the consensus process. The process for becoming an associate member shall be the same as the process for becoming a member, except that four sponsors shall be required instead of two, and that it shall not require the consensus of Noisebridge for a person to become an associate member, but that the consensus of Noisebridge may reject an application for a person to become an associate member.<br />
<br />
Noisebridge's space shall be open only to members and associate members at any time. A member or associate member may at any time invite a person into Noisebridge and host that person at Noisebridge as long as that member or associate member remains at Noisebridge. No other person shall be permitted at Noisebridge at any other time.<br />
<br />
Neither members nor associate members shall be required to pay membership dues as a condition of such membership. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Monad<br />
|Banning Pigeon OR Jake's amendment that Pigon stay away from Noisebridge for 2 months<br />
|Sent to Mediation<br />
|[[user:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_22|2013-10-22]]<br />
|Jake<br />
|No Noisebridge member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership. If a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process. '''Language updated via consensus on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_11_05|2013 11 05]]'''<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_01|2013-10-01]]<br />
|Rachel1.0<br />
|"Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:rachel|Rachel1.0]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Hannah<br />
|Adopt an anti-harassment policy, and post it on the wiki and a place of prominence in the space; this policy is in a trial period until the THIRD WEEK OF JANUARY 2014, at which point it should be put up for consensus again to extend it / make it permanent:<br />
"Noisebridge is dedicated to providing a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, or religion. We do not tolerate harassment of people at our events or space in any form. Sexual language and imagery should be only be used for positive purposes in accordance with best practices advocated by professional sex educators (if you’re not sure what those are, don’t do it). People violating these rules may be sanctioned or expelled from the space or the event at the discretion of any Noisebridge member.<br />
<br />
Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. People asked to stop any harassing behavior are expected to comply immediately."<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2013_09_17|2013-09-17]]<br />
|Norman<br />
|Assign Norman as an "radio officer" to obtain an FRN from the FCC.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[user:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|SuperQ<br />
|Noisebridge should not renew our lease when it expires. Noisebridge should also seek to exit the lease as soon as possible.<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Adam<br />
|Harvey is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Ryan<br />
|Chris aka Raging Bull should be banned permanently from the space after physically assaulting a member of the Noisebridge community. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community..<br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|People should have to reveal financial conflicts of intrest during community discussion.<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|2013-09-10<br />
|Pidgeon<br />
|Ban Dru from Noisebridge until there can be a confirmation that he does not jeopardize Noisebridge as a safespace<br />
|Blocked<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|27-August-2013<br />
|Rayc<br />
|Robert proposes a person must have at least a minimum of one active project to be at Noisebridge <br />
|Retracted<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|The cost of dump runs be automatically payed. A minimum of 2 members must approve and a total of 4 or more people must be involved. Not to exceed $200.00 in a month and a receipt must be provided to the treasurer. <br />
|Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|Johny Radio<br />
|To change to meeting discussion process by giving the current speaker opportunity to make direct response to direct responses directed at themself at the discretion of the moderator by way of an agreed upon signal<br />
|Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|13-August-2013<br />
|James<br />
|Reimburse Monad ($63) for dump-run, and reimburse James ($81) for kitchen supplies from Discount Builders.<br />
|Consensed<br />
|-<br />
|30-July-2013<br />
|Martin<br />
|Brandon is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[user:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Cynthia<br />
|Noisebridge disallow use of poisons to control insects and other animals in favor of using diatomaceous earths and other materials benign to large animals for a period of time no less than four months, and if results are favorable, for continued sets of four months with reviews comparing with measurements to be taken this month of July 2013.<br />
| Not Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Unlisted<br />
|"Mark ${cheesecake incident} O' Neil is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Monad<br />
|From now until October 1, if any person at Noisebridge requests that any non-service animal leave Noisebridge, the human responsible for that animal should remove it from the space immediately.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|23-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Consensed<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Leif<br />
|Michael "Occupirate" Clift is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved, Cautiously<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|Noisebridge pay back the landlord for the cost of Tony's escape, and not to even consider re-admitting Tony until he pays us back for that.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Tony Longshanks LeTigre is unwelcome at Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|9-July-2013<br />
|Jake<br />
|The door button at the top of the stairs shall be replaced with a numeric keypad. Only those with valid codes can remotely open the door. This change shall be extensively communicated before it is implemented. This change will be implemented for two months, and in two months will be up for permanent consensus.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
|4-June-2013<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|Purchase 133 more Noisebridge T-shirts for $989.29 from Eastbay Screen Print.<br>Purchase 3,000 small and 3000 large Noisebridge stickers for $775.08 from StickerGiant.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:hicksu|Jarrod]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-05-28<br />
| [[User:Yesac|Casey]]<br />
| That Scud and Chrissy are are barred from Noisebridge. They are prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Danf|Dan F]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-04-16<br />
| [[user:bfb|Kevin]]<br />
| The treasurer SHOULD open a checking account for Noisebridge at a local credit union, possibly the San Francisco Fire Credit Union, and begin using it as Noisebridge's primary bank account. The current Wells Fargo account should be deprecated and eventually canceled when it is no longer in use.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-12<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We recommend to the board that they select [[user:malaclyps|Danny]] to be Treasurer, [[user:flamsmark|Tom]] to be Secretary, and [[user:snail|Snail]] to be President for 2013.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Kenhaggerty|Ken]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| We will reimburse Mitch up to $1000 to replenish our t-shirt supply.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-03-19<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Shawn Landden ([http://imgur.com/vxaV6Ms photo]) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. (Here is some [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034833.html context] and here is [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/035216.html more context].)<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:snail|Snail]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| So say we all<br />
| We have agreed the [[Board/2013_Nominations|slate]] for the 2013 board elections.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Danny send the [[DreamworksReply]] on Noisebridge's behalf.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2013-01-29<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| It is the consensus of Noisebridge that Ping is authorised to send FOIA requests on behalf of Noisebridge for records related to Noisebridge.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-20<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Noisebridge officially joins the [https://openwireless.org Open Wireless Movement]<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-11-06<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
| Noisebridge renews its lease on the 2169 Mission space, increasing our rent from $3600 to $3960. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-30<br />
| Martin<br />
| I would like Noisebridge to purchase six units of Gorilla racks ($1200-$1800) to be membership shelves.<br />
| Rejected in lieu of private collection.<br />
| [[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-10-16<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
| Tom Lowenthal should replace Danny as the secretary of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-31<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
| It is consensus of Noisebridge that grant specified at [[Grants/tf2012]] be accepted, and the money be used exclusively for paying operating expenses. <br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-07-24<br />
| <br />
| That Snail should be President of Noisebridge<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-19<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]] and [[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
| Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project indefinitely.<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2012-06-12<br />
| [[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
| Authorize Treasurer to grant Power of Attorney to the Noisebridge accountant for tax purposes<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-06-05<br />
|(Meeting wording)<br />
| Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-05-22<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months. They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-27<br />
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]<br />
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. <br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-12<br />
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]<br />
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-03-06<br />
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-02-14<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]' proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&direction=next&oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-31<br />
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]<br />
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[Policy Wonks]]<br />
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]' [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2012-01-17<br />
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|2011-11-22<br />
|WSargent<br />
|"Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob."<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|SuperQ<br />
| "To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge"<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-10-11<br />
|Consensus<br />
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.<br />
|Approved<br />
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-09-13<br />
| Leif<br />
| "Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts."<br />
| Approved<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-08-02<br />
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]<br />
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose. ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])<br />
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]<br />
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-06-28<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.<br />
| Approved<br />
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]<br />
|-<br />
|2011-05-31<br />
| Kelly<br />
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member<br />
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]<br />
| [[User:wsargent]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-05-17<br />
| Shannon<br />
| That NB make Danny O'B secretary<br />
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]<br />
| Danny<br />
|-<br />
|2011-04-05<br />
|Mitch<br />
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]<br />
|Ben<br />
|-<br />
|2011-03-01<br />
|Al Sweigart<br />
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.<br />
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]<br />
|Danny<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-02-08<br />
| Mitch<br />
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Seth<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-01-05<br />
| [[User:adi|andy]]<br />
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.<br />
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.<br />
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]<br />
|-<br />
| 2011-01-11<br />
| jof<br />
| Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing<br />
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year's board.<br />
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please<br />
enter it on this wiki page (<br />
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with<br />
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.<br />
- If you're not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up<br />
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on<br />
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com<br />
) me with what you'd like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D<br />
<br />
- Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.<br />
<br />
- After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we'll have some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about who's been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.<br />
<br />
- Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.<br />
<br />
- Again, I'm willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011<br />
<br />
- On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received. Closer to this date, I'll pick a deadline time for vote submission.<br />
<br />
- After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and announce who has won.<br />
<br />
- Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )<br />
<br />
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.<br />
| Approved<br />
| Al Sweigart<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-06<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Hephaestus<br />
|-<br />
| 2010-10-12<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.<br />
| Blocked<br />
| Dr. Jesus<br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
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