https://www.noisebridge.net/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Ani&feedformat=atomNoisebridge - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T00:46:47ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.39.4https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Aestetix/monobook.css&diff=10510User:Aestetix/monobook.css2010-03-30T18:05:03Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''hep''': i never smell ok<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops<br/>'''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon<br/>'''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately<br />
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* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=10476Quotes2010-03-28T22:22:45Z<p>Ani: </p>
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* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING<br/>'''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED<br />'''jynn-''': OH GOD<br />
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*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops<br/>'''aestetix''': give me status or give me death<br />
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*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.<br />
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*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office <br>'''miah''': put your pants back on<br />
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* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'<br/>'''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0<br/>'''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!<br/>'''noisesql''': I<br/>'''wiretapped''': o_O<br/>'''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh<br/>'''wiretapped''': uh oh<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once<br/>'''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him<br />
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=10267Quotes2010-03-12T20:49:07Z<p>Ani: </p>
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* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter<br />
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* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience<br/>'''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more<br/>'''vorstyles''': barista?<br/>'''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz<br/>'''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body?<br/>'''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"<br/>'''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects<br />
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* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary<br />
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* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"<br/>'''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action<br />
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* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy<br/>'''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests<br />
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* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?<br />'''lemonkey''': maybe<br />'''alienvenom''': daipers?<br />'''alienvenom''': you an ABDL?<br />'''lemonkey''': sploshing<br />'''alienvenom''': watersports?<br />'''alienvenom''': fisting?<br />'''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks<br />'''alienvenom''': O_o<br />'''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself<br />
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count<br/>'''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well<br />
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* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again<br/>'''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc<br/>'''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us<br />
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* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties<br/>'''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess<br/>'''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting<br />
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* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.<br />
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* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju <br/>'''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin<br/>'''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)<br/>'''JSharp''': not a bad design<br/>'''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean<br />
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* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.<br/>'''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart?<br/>'''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.<br />
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* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers<br />
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* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me<br />'''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you<br/>'''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow<br/>'''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>"<br/>'''dr_jesus''': sandwich<br />
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* '''aestetix''': FUCK<br />'''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION<br />'''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST<br />
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* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee<br />
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* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up<br />'''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down<br />
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* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck<br />
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* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died <br/>'''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it<br/>''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it<br/>'''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal<br/>'''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis<br />
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* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass<br />
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* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land<br/>'''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements<br />
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* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.<br />
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* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods<br/>'''epsas''': in my bear costume<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge&diff=10201Noisebridge2010-03-09T22:24:08Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<strong>[[Meeting Notes 2009 12 01 |Weekly Member Meeting]]</strong>. All are welcome to attend.<br><br><br />
||<big><big><strong>Board Member Elections (2009)</strong></big></big><br>'''Board Elections''' are '''December 8''', nominations close '''December 1'''. For more information:<ul><li>[[2009 Board Nominees]]</li><li>[[2009 Director Elections]]</li></ul><br />
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[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]<br />
[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to NEW space at 2169 Mission]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Soldering workshop at Noisebridge]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge air.jpg|thumb|right|Members at Noisebridge]]<br />
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]<br />
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]<br />
== Events and Classes ==<br />
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''<br />
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'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to wide subject of hacking. Most of all we like seeing familiar faces, please participate in the space and our [[Noisebridge#Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.<br />
<br />
== Info ==<br />
[[Getting Here]]: How to get from your location to our location.<br />
<br />
[[Planet Noisebridge]]: [https://www.noisebridge.net/planet/ Our blog aggregation service].<br />
<br />
[[The Neighborhood]]: Nearby restaurants and other businesses. <br />
<br />
[[Noisebridge_Vision|Vision]]: Our vision - what our space is all about!<br />
<br />
[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.<br />
<br />
[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser...<br />
<br />
[[Library]]: Information pertaining to projects we're working on.<br />
<br />
[[Concepts]]: A place to share your project ideas and to find like-minds.<br />
<br />
[[Donate or Pay Dues]]: Here is where you can see how easy it is to Donate to Noisebridge or to pay your monthly Membership Dues.<br />
<br />
[[House Keeping]]: Information on Housekeeping.<br />
<br />
[[Identity]]: Logos, stickers, t-shirts and stuff. <br />
<br />
[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).<br />
<br />
[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.<br />
<br />
[[Board and Officers]]: Information about our formal organization.<br />
<br />
== Meetings ==<br />
'''Meetings every Tuesday at 8 PM US/Pacific at [[Getting Here|2169 Mission St., San Francisco]]''' This meeting is for members and non-members alike, everyone is welcome. Agenda items tend to typically include introductions, updates on projects happening in the space and upcoming events. Meetings normally end with general socializing and in depth discussion of any topics brought up earlier. We try to keep the formal part under 1 hour and socialize the rest of the evening.<br />
* Prev: [[Meeting Notes 2010 03 02 | 2010-03-02]]<br />
* Next: [[Meeting Notes 2010 03 09 | 2010-03-09]]<br />
* ... (more in the [[:Category:Meeting Notes|Meeting Notes Archive]])<br />
<br />
== Get in Touch ==<br />
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''<br />
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge <br />
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events<br />
* [[People]]<br />
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]<br />
* [[Twitter]]<br />
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] +1 602 343 0532<br />
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]<br />
Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're here almost all the time, although evenings are best.<br />
<br />
== Incorporation ==<br />
Noisebridge is a non-profit [[501c3|501(c)(3)]] educational membership organization, incorporated in the state of California.<br><br />
Our [[Bylaws|bylaws]] are freely accesssible to all.<br />
<br />
== Status ==<br />
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and as of October 1st 2008, we have had a physical space (we outgrew our first location and have been at our much larger second location since October 1st 2009). We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.<br />
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== Emergency ==<br />
<SPAN style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 18px;">[[Safety|In Case of Emergency]]</SPAN></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge&diff=10200Noisebridge2010-03-09T22:23:47Z<p>Ani: </p>
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'''March 11th, 18:00-20:00''': a workshop on building fun animated objects with Physics-based behavior, in the Processing programming environment (minimal physics knowledge required!)<br />
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<strong>[[Meeting Notes 2009 12 01 |Weekly Member Meeting]]</strong>. All are welcome to attend.<br><br><br />
||<big><big><strong>Board Member Elections (2009)</strong></big></big><br>'''Board Elections''' are '''December 8''', nominations close '''December 1'''. For more information:<ul><li>[[2009 Board Nominees]]</li><li>[[2009 Director Elections]]</li></ul><br />
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[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]<br />
[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to NEW space at 2169 Mission]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Soldering workshop at Noisebridge]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge air.jpg|thumb|right|Members at Noisebridge]]<br />
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]<br />
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]<br />
== Events and Classes ==<br />
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''<br />
<!--<br />
***Note*** the Upcoming Events Calendar is not written here. Instead, it is written on Category:Events and transcluded here. This consolidates the 2 pages. :-)<br />
Write your event on https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Events<br />
-->{{:Category:Events}}<br />
<br />
'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to wide subject of hacking. Most of all we like seeing familiar faces, please participate in the space and our [[Noisebridge#Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.<br />
<br />
== Info ==<br />
[[Getting Here]]: How to get from your location to our location.<br />
<br />
[[Planet Noisebridge]]: [https://www.noisebridge.net/planet/ Our blog aggregation service].<br />
<br />
[[The Neighborhood]]: Nearby restaurants and other businesses. <br />
<br />
[[Noisebridge_Vision|Vision]]: Our vision - what our space is all about!<br />
<br />
[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.<br />
<br />
[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser...<br />
<br />
[[Library]]: Information pertaining to projects we're working on.<br />
<br />
[[Concepts]]: A place to share your project ideas and to find like-minds.<br />
<br />
[[Donate or Pay Dues]]: Here is where you can see how easy it is to Donate to Noisebridge or to pay your monthly Membership Dues.<br />
<br />
[[House Keeping]]: Information on Housekeeping.<br />
<br />
[[Identity]]: Logos, stickers, t-shirts and stuff. <br />
<br />
[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).<br />
<br />
[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.<br />
<br />
[[Board and Officers]]: Information about our formal organization.<br />
<br />
== Meetings ==<br />
'''Meetings every Tuesday at 8 PM US/Pacific at [[Getting Here|2169 Mission St., San Francisco]]''' This meeting is for members and non-members alike, everyone is welcome. Agenda items tend to typically include introductions, updates on projects happening in the space and upcoming events. Meetings normally end with general socializing and in depth discussion of any topics brought up earlier. We try to keep the formal part under 1 hour and socialize the rest of the evening.<br />
* Prev: [[Meeting Notes 2010 02 23 | 2010-03-02]]<br />
* Next: [[Meeting Notes 2010 03 02 | 2010-03-09]]<br />
* ... (more in the [[:Category:Meeting Notes|Meeting Notes Archive]])<br />
<br />
== Get in Touch ==<br />
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''<br />
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge <br />
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events<br />
* [[People]]<br />
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]<br />
* [[Twitter]]<br />
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] +1 602 343 0532<br />
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]<br />
Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're here almost all the time, although evenings are best.<br />
<br />
== Incorporation ==<br />
Noisebridge is a non-profit [[501c3|501(c)(3)]] educational membership organization, incorporated in the state of California.<br><br />
Our [[Bylaws|bylaws]] are freely accesssible to all.<br />
<br />
== Status ==<br />
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and as of October 1st 2008, we have had a physical space (we outgrew our first location and have been at our much larger second location since October 1st 2009). We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.<br />
<br />
== Emergency ==<br />
<SPAN style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 18px;">[[Safety|In Case of Emergency]]</SPAN></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2010_03_09&diff=10199Meeting Notes 2010 03 092010-03-09T22:22:40Z<p>Ani: Created page with '= Crew = Moderator: you? Note-Taker: also you? == Announcements == === Introduction and Names === === What Noisebridge is about === === Treasurer's R…'</p>
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Moderator: you?<br />
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Note-Taker: also you?<br />
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== Announcements ==<br />
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=== Introduction and Names ===<br />
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=== What Noisebridge [[Noisebridge_Vision|is about]] ===<br />
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=== Treasurer's Report ===<br />
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=== Very brief primer on Noisebridge consensus process ===<br />
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=== Agenda Items ===<br />
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=== Membership binder ===<br />
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=== What's Going On at Noisebridge ===<br />
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''One '''short''' sentence about each of the following:''<br />
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=====Weekly=====<br />
* [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]] (7PM, 2169)<br />
* [[PythonMondays | Python Mondays]] (6:30 PM, 2169) <br />
* [[SCoW]] craft group - Wednesdays at 7PM<br />
* [[GameDevelopment]] - Wednesdays at 8PM, back from Berlin and 2010 class is in session<br />
* Shop Friday still plans to come back when the shop is done.<br />
* [[Sensebridge]] and the EEG group - Sundays at afternoonish (1-2ish) - come to try brain scanning<br />
* [[Spacebridge]] - Sundays at 5PM planning meeting this Sunday to decide <br />
* Knots, [[Go]], and [[Locks!]] - Sundays 3PM<br />
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=====Non-weekly=====<br />
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
* [[Welcome To Our Kitchen]] Come celebrate Pi day this Sunday with the opening of our newly completed kitchen!<br />
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=== Project Updates ===<br />
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====2169 Mission====<br />
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* Kitchen<br />
* Plumbing<br />
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== Consensus items ==<br />
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== Discussion Items ==<br />
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[[Category:Meeting Notes]]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=10194NSFW2010-03-09T19:45:19Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>Now Showing From the Web (NSFW) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
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==lol wut?==<br />
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Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
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== when? ==<br />
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The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
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== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
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Give us videos! Whether it be something you made or something you found online, get it to us and we'll play it.<br />
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For those who've created videos and have not yet published them onto a video sharing site simply bring the file in a flash drive or bring your laptop so we can play it.<br />
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The event starts at 8 and will go until we've either run out of videos to play or more likely we get bored.<br />
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There is no filter on the kind of video you show but please use common sense if there's like kids in the room or something.<br />
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All links will be posted after the event onto the wiki.<br />
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing February's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
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== Links to March's videos (skipped February due to EPROM): ==<br />
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add more!<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=player_embedded MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow]<br />
* [http://gizmodo.com/5461835/i-wonder-how-many-more-olpcs-this-fake-ad-wouldve-sold-nsfw I Wonder How Many More OLPCs This Fake Ad Would've Sold]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=240Vq6tIxio Bad Apple!! - Stop Motion PV]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRogmcixV_M&feature=player_embedded Caught in the Act - The Full Story]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqIIeGmhL2Q&feature=player_embedded Boys Beware]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWYtFCJm8Y&feature=related Catching The Gay]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76h7TqLGQXM&feature=player_embedded As Boys Grow: Wet Dream]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19_245hkRak Ship of Shame]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E2P5vTxFfs&feature=player_embedded 1966 VD teen educational film]<br />
* [http://io9.com/5452388/after-peak-oil-well-have-to-rely-on-pure-sex-energy After Peak Oil, We'll Have To Rely On Pure Sex Energy]<br />
* [http://vlog.seksuroba.com/?p=5 Seksu Roba Intersexual Overdrive]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxoFjdWTzY La Bionda - I Wanna Be Your Lover]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flkgNn50k14 Second Life in Real Life]<br />
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== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KT09J2qlE Trapped in an Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBYUQIi7Rw&feature=related Poker Face by Westboro]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM The "tracer t" video]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzDMzK2jlM Effects of drugs while driving (in German)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Tim Minchin - Inflatable You]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74 Best of Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCqrylNY-0 Craft by lft]<br />
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/177153/theyre_made_out_of_meat They're Made Out of Meat]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8 HD 自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I Monkey!]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6vsew3PQI Slo Mo Face Punch]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE The Astounding World of the Future]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine]<br />
* [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5f031d7c0/the-pretaped-callin-show-from-mr-show-from-greatest-comedy-sketches The Pre-Taped Call-in Show from Mr. Show]<br />
* [http://vimeo.com/7670880 FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT]<br />
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1387443018364156733# Ass Pennies]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge&diff=10182Noisebridge2010-03-09T05:17:05Z<p>Ani: </p>
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'''March 11th, 18:00-20:00''': a workshop on building fun animated objects with Physics-based behavior, in the Processing programming environment (minimal physics knowledge required!)<br />
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Come celebrate Pi Day this Sunday with the opening of our just completed kitchen! We'll be serving burgers, fries, pizza, mac & cheese and of course PIE!<br />
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[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]<br />
[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to NEW space at 2169 Mission]]<br />
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== Events and Classes ==<br />
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''<br />
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'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to wide subject of hacking. Most of all we like seeing familiar faces, please participate in the space and our [[Noisebridge#Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.<br />
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== Info ==<br />
[[Getting Here]]: How to get from your location to our location.<br />
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[[Planet Noisebridge]]: [https://www.noisebridge.net/planet/ Our blog aggregation service].<br />
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[[The Neighborhood]]: Nearby restaurants and other businesses. <br />
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[[Noisebridge_Vision|Vision]]: Our vision - what our space is all about!<br />
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[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.<br />
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[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser...<br />
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[[Library]]: Information pertaining to projects we're working on.<br />
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[[Concepts]]: A place to share your project ideas and to find like-minds.<br />
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[[Donate or Pay Dues]]: Here is where you can see how easy it is to Donate to Noisebridge or to pay your monthly Membership Dues.<br />
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[[House Keeping]]: Information on Housekeeping.<br />
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[[Identity]]: Logos, stickers, t-shirts and stuff. <br />
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[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).<br />
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[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.<br />
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[[Board and Officers]]: Information about our formal organization.<br />
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== Meetings ==<br />
'''Meetings every Tuesday at 8 PM US/Pacific at [[Getting Here|2169 Mission St., San Francisco]]''' This meeting is for members and non-members alike, everyone is welcome. Agenda items tend to typically include introductions, updates on projects happening in the space and upcoming events. Meetings normally end with general socializing and in depth discussion of any topics brought up earlier. We try to keep the formal part under 1 hour and socialize the rest of the evening.<br />
* Prev: [[Meeting Notes 2010 02 23 | 2010-02-23]]<br />
* Next: [[Meeting Notes 2010 03 02 | 2010-03-02]]<br />
* ... (more in the [[:Category:Meeting Notes|Meeting Notes Archive]])<br />
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== Get in Touch ==<br />
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''<br />
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge <br />
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events<br />
* [[People]]<br />
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]<br />
* [[Twitter]]<br />
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] +1 602 343 0532<br />
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]<br />
Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're here almost all the time, although evenings are best.<br />
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== Incorporation ==<br />
Noisebridge is a non-profit [[501c3|501(c)(3)]] educational membership organization, incorporated in the state of California.<br><br />
Our [[Bylaws|bylaws]] are freely accesssible to all.<br />
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== Status ==<br />
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and as of October 1st 2008, we have had a physical space (we outgrew our first location and have been at our much larger second location since October 1st 2009). We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.<br />
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.<br />
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen. Pay attention!<br />
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=== Upcoming Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit]</small> ===<br />
* '''March 11th, 18:00-20:00 - [[Working with Physics libraries in Processing]]''' - a workshop on building fun animated objects with Physics-based behavior, in the Processing programming environment (minimal physics knowledge required!)<br />
* '''March 12th, 18:00-21:00 - [[Digital Security and Tactics For (and By) Anti Authoritarians]]''' - "a one night attempt to share information and skills on digital security, tools, and news between an anti authoritarian tech and activist community!"<br />
* '''March 14th, 15:13-until-we're-out of food - [[Welcome To Our Kitchen]]''' Come celebrate Pi Day with the opening of our just completed kitchen!<br />
* '''April 1st, 20:00 - [[FOIA workshop]]''' - Freedom of Information Act overview and Q&A with EFF specialist Marcia Hofmann<br />
* '''April 3st, 11:00-18:00 - [http://postgresql.meetup.com/1/calendar/12794759 Postgres 9 Test Fest]''' - a beta-testing party and work session for the PostgreSQL open source DBMS.<br />
* '''April 21st, 18:00-21:00 - [http://monochrom.at/english monochrom] #26-34 book release party. [http://www.monochrom.at/mono/monochrom26-34/index.htm Ye Olde Self-Referentiality]<br />
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* '''Monday'''<br />
** 18:30 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language.<br />
** '''19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]''' - Learn to solder! Mitch will bring kits to make cool, hackable things that you can bring home after you make them. Bring your own projects to hack!<br />
* '''Tuesday'''<br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom.<br />
** 18:30 Bay Area Community Exchange Project Roundtable Meeting (third Tues. of every month)-discussion of alternative currencies in the back classroom.<br />
** 19:00 [[Project Euler|Project Euler Group]] - Solve math challenge puzzles from [http://projecteuler.net/ Project Euler] in the programming language of your choice.<br />
** '''20:00 [[#Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.<br />
* '''Wednesday'''<br />
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Play with Linux in the Turing classroom.<br />
** '''19:00 [[SCoW]]''' - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.<br />
** 20:00 [[Games]] - Play games with geeks.<br />
** '''20:00 [[GameDevelopment|Game Development]]''' - Make games with geeks.<br />
* '''Thursday'''<br />
** '''19:00 [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Posets, counits, monads and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom on 2nd Thursdays.<br />
** '''20:00 [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame | Five Minutes of Fame]]''' (3rd Thursdays)<br />
* '''Friday''' <br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom. <br />
** '''19:00 [[Science, Engineering & Design Huddle]]''' - Weekly group to discuss design approach, share techniques, and solve any problem you may be having with your project(s).<br />
** 20:00 [[Moving/2169 Mission/Buildout|2169 Buildout planning]] - Discussion & execution of how to renovate our new space.<br />
** 18:00 [[RantMeet]] (1st Fridays) [http://www.rantmedia.ca Rant Media] is a global hacker/survival/indy media phyle that meets up around the world.<br />
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* '''Saturday'''<br />
** 14:00 [[Phasor~]] - A Max/MSP/Jitter, Max For Live, PureData/GEM, vvvv, Bidule patching group.<br />
** 20:00 [[NSFW]] - Now Showing From the Web, last Saturday of the month. Share interesting videos you've found on the web for the past month or bring content you made.<br />
* '''Sunday'''<br />
** 13:00 [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.<br />
** 15:00 [[OpenEEG]] - how to read your mind.<br />
** 15:00 [[KnotTyingWorkshop|Knot Tying Workshop]] - (1st Sunday of the month)- work on knotting projects and share ropework knowledge<br />
** '''15:00 [[Go]]''' - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.<br />
** 15:00 [[Locks!]] - Lock sport, sundays when there is demand. ( See [[locks!]] for more information. )<br />
** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.<br />
** 18:00 [[Spacebridge]] - Noisebridge's space program<br />
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* '''To be scheduled'''<br />
** [[Machine Learning]] - (Open for adoption) Teach computers to learn stuff using artificial intelligence and other techniques.<br />
** [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?<br />
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:19:00 [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"<br />
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:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns. Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts. [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]<br />
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= Past Events =<br />
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date required. We will have a DJ and punch.<br />
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.<br />
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.<br />
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''. Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.<br />
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)<br />
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"<br />
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)<br />
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics<br />
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!<br />
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well<br />
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing<br />
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). <small>[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]</small><br />
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].<br />
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]<br />
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]<br />
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???<br />
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.<br />
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek. 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.<br />
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).<br />
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition<br />
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee<br />
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]<br />
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.<br />
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!<br />
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design<br />
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition<br />
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)<br />
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!<br />
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY<br />
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm<br />
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess<br />
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party! <br />
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.<br />
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]<br />
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]<br />
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin<br />
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.<br />
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather<br />
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop<br />
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.<br />
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits. Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]<br />
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got 'em!<br />
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.<br />
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.<br />
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]<br />
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Welcome_To_Our_Kitchen&diff=10180Welcome To Our Kitchen2010-03-09T04:48:58Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>Pi day 2010 is here! What better way to celebrate our brand new complete kitchen with a night of epic cooking the likes which Noisebridge has never seen before. Your resident chefs for the evening, Jeffrey, Ani, Rubin and Sarah will be serving up burgers, fries, pizza, vegan mac & cheese, maybe some corned beef and of course PIE! Bananna creme for now, more to come later. <br />
<br />
We will be as accommodating to those of the vegan persuasion for as much as we can. The pizza can be made vegan for example but the burgers probably not.<br />
<br />
We need your participation to make this event happen. If you're planning on attending please put your name down below so we can have an idea of how much stuff to buy. If you want to want to make something (pie?) please let us know so we can get supplies as needed.<br />
<br />
Donations to recover costs will be appreciated, but all will be welcome regardless. Suggested pricing will probably be around $5-10.<br />
<br />
Food prep will start at 3:14 so come by then and place your order.<br />
<br />
==Attendees==<br />
<br />
* Ani<br />
* Jeffrey<br />
* Rubin<br />
* Ceren<br />
* Sarah<br />
* binx<br />
<br />
==What we need to get==<br />
<br />
We'll be bringing most of the stuff needed to make all the deliciousness but if you have a special request put it in this list below and we'll see if we can accommodate.<br />
<br />
===Burgers/fries===<br />
<br />
* Beef<br />
* Bacon<br />
* Buns (and/or stuff to make our own)<br />
* Russet Potatoes<br />
* Lettuce<br />
* Cheddar<br />
* Swiss<br />
* Ketchup<br />
* HP sauce<br />
* Peanut oil<br />
<br />
===Pizza===<br />
<br />
* Yeast<br />
* Margarine<br />
* Veggie oil<br />
* Tumeric<br />
* Sausage<br />
* Pepperoni<br />
* Tomato sauce and paste<br />
* Celery<br />
<br />
===Both burgers/pizza===<br />
<br />
* Peppers, red, green<br />
* Onions<br />
* Mushrooms<br />
* Tomatoes<br />
<br />
<br />
==Cleaning crew==<br />
<br />
A night of cooking wouldn't be complete without being excellent to each other and cleaning up before and afterwards. We need help organising the cabinets, cleaning existing dirty dishes, migrating things from the old kitchen left over from 83c and a ragtag group of obsessive compulsives to make everything all shiny and stuff after the noming is over. Put your name below if you're willing to assist with this.<br />
<br />
* Ani<br />
* Jeffrey</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Welcome_To_Our_Kitchen&diff=10178Welcome To Our Kitchen2010-03-09T03:30:43Z<p>Ani: </p>
<hr />
<div>Pi day 2010 is here! What better way to celebrate our brand new complete kitchen with a night of epic cooking the likes which Noisebridge has never seen before. Your resident chefs for the evening, Jeffrey, Ani, Rubin and Sarah will be serving up burgers, fries, pizza, vegan mac & cheese, maybe some corned beef and of course PIE! Bananna creme for now, more to come later. <br />
<br />
We will be as accommodating to those of the vegan persuasion for as much as we can. The pizza can be made vegan for example but the burgers probably not.<br />
<br />
We need your participation to make this event happen. If you're planning on attending please put your name down below so we can have an idea of how much stuff to buy. If you want to want to make something (pie?) please let us know so we can get supplies as needed.<br />
<br />
Donations to recover costs will be appreciated, but all will be welcome regardless. Suggested pricing will probably be around $5-10.<br />
<br />
==Attendees==<br />
<br />
* Ani<br />
* Jeffrey<br />
* Rubin<br />
* Ceren<br />
* Sarah<br />
<br />
==What we need to get==<br />
<br />
We'll be bringing most of the stuff needed to make all the deliciousness but if you have a special request put it in this list below and we'll see if we can accommodate.<br />
<br />
===Burgers/fries===<br />
<br />
* Beef<br />
* Bacon<br />
* Buns (and/or stuff to make our own)<br />
* Russet Potatoes<br />
* Lettuce<br />
* Cheddar<br />
* Swiss<br />
* Ketchup<br />
* HP sauce<br />
* Peanut oil<br />
<br />
===Pizza===<br />
<br />
* Yeast<br />
* Margarine<br />
* Veggie oil<br />
* Tumeric<br />
* Sausage<br />
* Pepperoni<br />
* Tomato sauce and paste<br />
* Celery<br />
<br />
===Both burgers/pizza===<br />
<br />
* Peppers, red, green<br />
* Onions<br />
* Mushrooms<br />
* Tomatoes<br />
<br />
<br />
==Cleaning crew==<br />
<br />
A night of cooking wouldn't be complete without being excellent to each other and cleaning up before and afterwards. We need help organising the cabinets, cleaning existing dirty dishes, migrating things from the old kitchen left over from 83c and a ragtag group of obsessive compulsives to make everything all shiny and stuff after the noming is over. Put your name below if you're willing to assist with this.<br />
<br />
* Ani<br />
* Jeffrey</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=File:Noisebridge_bylaws_020090206.pdf&diff=10176File:Noisebridge bylaws 020090206.pdf2010-03-09T00:28:30Z<p>Ani: uploaded a new version of "File:Noisebridge bylaws 020090206.pdf":&#32;ocr</p>
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<div>A scan of the Noisebridge bylaws paper document as submitted to the State.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=ED_Nominations&diff=10052ED Nominations2010-02-28T21:41:41Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>See our [[Bylaws]] page for more information about the position of Executive Director.<br />
<br />
==Put your nominations for Executive Director below.==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Christie Dudley<br />
<br />
Mitch Altman</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge&diff=10051Noisebridge2010-02-28T21:40:42Z<p>Ani: </p>
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[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]<br />
[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to NEW space at 2169 Mission]]<br />
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[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]<br />
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== Events and Classes ==<br />
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''<br />
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'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to wide subject of hacking. Most of all we like seeing familiar faces, please participate in the space and our [[Noisebridge#Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.<br />
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== Info ==<br />
[[Getting Here]]: How to get from your location to our location.<br />
<br />
[[Planet Noisebridge]]: [https://www.noisebridge.net/planet/ Our blog aggregation service].<br />
<br />
[[The Neighborhood]]: Nearby restaurants and other businesses. <br />
<br />
[[Noisebridge_Vision|Vision]]: Our vision - what our space is all about!<br />
<br />
[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.<br />
<br />
[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser...<br />
<br />
[[Library]]: Information pertaining to projects we're working on.<br />
<br />
[[Concepts]]: A place to share your project ideas and to find like-minds.<br />
<br />
[[Donate or Pay Dues]]: Here is where you can see how easy it is to Donate to Noisebridge or to pay your monthly Membership Dues.<br />
<br />
[[House Keeping]]: Information on Housekeeping.<br />
<br />
[[Identity]]: Logos, stickers, t-shirts and stuff. <br />
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[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).<br />
<br />
[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.<br />
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[[Board and Officers]]: Information about our formal organization.<br />
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== Meetings ==<br />
'''Meetings every Tuesday at 8 PM US/Pacific at [[Getting Here|2169 Mission St., San Francisco]]''' This meeting is for members and non-members alike, everyone is welcome. Agenda items tend to typically include introductions, updates on projects happening in the space and upcoming events. Meetings normally end with general socializing and in depth discussion of any topics brought up earlier. We try to keep the formal part under 1 hour and socialize the rest of the evening.<br />
* Prev: [[Meeting Notes 2010 02 16 | 2010-02-16]]<br />
* Next: [[Meeting Notes 2010 02 23 | 2010-02-23]]<br />
* ... (more in the [[:Category:Meeting Notes|Meeting Notes Archive]])<br />
<br />
== Get in Touch ==<br />
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''<br />
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge <br />
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events<br />
* [[People]]<br />
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]<br />
* [[Twitter]]<br />
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] +1 602 343 0532<br />
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]<br />
Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're here almost all the time, although evenings are best.<br />
<br />
== Status ==<br />
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and as of October 1st 2008, we have had a physical space (we outgrew our first location and have been at our much larger second location since October 1st 2009). We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.<br />
<br />
== Emergency ==<br />
<SPAN style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 18px;">[[Safety|In Case of Emergency]]</SPAN></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=ED_Nominations&diff=10050ED Nominations2010-02-28T21:35:12Z<p>Ani: Created page with '==Put your nominations for Executive Director below.== Christie Dudley Mitch Altman'</p>
<hr />
<div>==Put your nominations for Executive Director below.==<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Christie Dudley<br />
<br />
Mitch Altman</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9696NSFW2010-02-03T21:45:40Z<p>Ani: </p>
<hr />
<div>Now Showing From the Web (NSFW) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
<br />
==lol wut?==<br />
<br />
Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
<br />
== when? ==<br />
<br />
The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
<br />
== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
<br />
Give us videos! Whether it be something you made or something you found online, get it to us and we'll play it.<br />
<br />
For those who've created videos and have not yet published them onto a video sharing site simply bring the file in a flash drive or bring your laptop so we can play it.<br />
<br />
The event starts at 8 and will go until we've either run out of videos to play or more likely we get bored.<br />
<br />
There is no filter on the kind of video you show but please use common sense if there's like kids in the room or something.<br />
<br />
All links will be posted after the event onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing February's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to February's videos: ==<br />
<br />
add more!<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=player_embedded MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow]<br />
* [http://gizmodo.com/5461835/i-wonder-how-many-more-olpcs-this-fake-ad-wouldve-sold-nsfw I Wonder How Many More OLPCs This Fake Ad Would've Sold]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=240Vq6tIxio Bad Apple!! - Stop Motion PV]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRogmcixV_M&feature=player_embedded Caught in the Act - The Full Story]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqIIeGmhL2Q&feature=player_embedded Boys Beware]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWYtFCJm8Y&feature=related Catching The Gay]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76h7TqLGQXM&feature=player_embedded As Boys Grow: Wet Dream]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvKebD8litE&feature=player_embedded Ship of Shame]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E2P5vTxFfs&feature=player_embedded 1966 VD teen educational film]<br />
* [http://io9.com/5452388/after-peak-oil-well-have-to-rely-on-pure-sex-energy After Peak Oil, We'll Have To Rely On Pure Sex Energy]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KT09J2qlE Trapped in an Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBYUQIi7Rw&feature=related Poker Face by Westboro]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM The "tracer t" video]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzDMzK2jlM Effects of drugs while driving (in German)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Tim Minchin - Inflatable You]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74 Best of Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCqrylNY-0 Craft by lft]<br />
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/177153/theyre_made_out_of_meat They're Made Out of Meat]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8 HD 自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I Monkey!]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6vsew3PQI Slo Mo Face Punch]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE The Astounding World of the Future]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine]<br />
* [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5f031d7c0/the-pretaped-callin-show-from-mr-show-from-greatest-comedy-sketches The Pre-Taped Call-in Show from Mr. Show]<br />
* [http://vimeo.com/7670880 FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT]<br />
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1387443018364156733# Ass Pennies]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9695NSFW2010-02-03T21:20:55Z<p>Ani: </p>
<hr />
<div>Now Showing From the Web (NSFW) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
<br />
==lol wut?==<br />
<br />
Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
<br />
== when? ==<br />
<br />
The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
<br />
== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
<br />
Give us videos! Whether it be something you made or something you found online, get it to us and we'll play it.<br />
<br />
For those who've created videos and have not yet published them onto a video sharing site simply bring the file in a flash drive or bring your laptop so we can play it.<br />
<br />
The event starts at 8 and will go until we've either run out of videos to play or more likely we get bored.<br />
<br />
There is no filter on the kind of video you show but please use common sense if there's like kids in the room or something.<br />
<br />
All links will be posted after the event onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing February's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to February's videos: ==<br />
<br />
add more!<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=player_embedded MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow]<br />
* [http://gizmodo.com/5461835/i-wonder-how-many-more-olpcs-this-fake-ad-wouldve-sold-nsfw I Wonder How Many More OLPCs This Fake Ad Would've Sold]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=240Vq6tIxio Bad Apple!! - Stop Motion PV]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KT09J2qlE Trapped in an Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBYUQIi7Rw&feature=related Poker Face by Westboro]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM The "tracer t" video]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzDMzK2jlM Effects of drugs while driving (in German)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Tim Minchin - Inflatable You]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74 Best of Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCqrylNY-0 Craft by lft]<br />
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/177153/theyre_made_out_of_meat They're Made Out of Meat]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8 HD 自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I Monkey!]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6vsew3PQI Slo Mo Face Punch]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE The Astounding World of the Future]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine]<br />
* [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5f031d7c0/the-pretaped-callin-show-from-mr-show-from-greatest-comedy-sketches The Pre-Taped Call-in Show from Mr. Show]<br />
* [http://vimeo.com/7670880 FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT]<br />
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1387443018364156733# Ass Pennies]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9686NSFW2010-02-02T10:07:09Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>Now Showing From the Web (NSFW) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
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==lol wut?==<br />
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Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
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== when? ==<br />
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The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
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== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
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Give us videos! Whether it be something you made or something you found online, get it to us and we'll play it.<br />
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For those who've created videos and have not yet published them onto a video sharing site simply bring the file in a flash drive or bring your laptop so we can play it.<br />
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The event starts at 8 and will go until we've either run out of videos to play or more likely we get bored.<br />
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There is no filter on the kind of video you show but please use common sense if there's like kids in the room or something.<br />
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All links will be posted after the event onto the wiki.<br />
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing February's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
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== Links to February's videos: ==<br />
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add more!<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=player_embedded MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow]<br />
* [http://gizmodo.com/5461835/i-wonder-how-many-more-olpcs-this-fake-ad-wouldve-sold-nsfw I Wonder How Many More OLPCs This Fake Ad Would've Sold]<br />
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== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KT09J2qlE Trapped in an Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBYUQIi7Rw&feature=related Poker Face by Westboro]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM The "tracer t" video]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzDMzK2jlM Effects of drugs while driving (in German)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Tim Minchin - Inflatable You]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74 Best of Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCqrylNY-0 Craft by lft]<br />
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/177153/theyre_made_out_of_meat They're Made Out of Meat]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8 HD 自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I Monkey!]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6vsew3PQI Slo Mo Face Punch]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE The Astounding World of the Future]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine]<br />
* [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5f031d7c0/the-pretaped-callin-show-from-mr-show-from-greatest-comedy-sketches The Pre-Taped Call-in Show from Mr. Show]<br />
* [http://vimeo.com/7670880 FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT]<br />
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1387443018364156733# Ass Pennies]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&diff=9684Category:Events2010-02-02T08:38:43Z<p>Ani: </p>
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.<br />
<br />
=Event Calendar=<br />
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen. Pay attention!<br />
<br />
Event posters are encouraged to crosspost to the Google Calendar. View the [http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Google Calendar], view the [http://www.google.com/calendar/feeds/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic Google Calendar in XML], or the [http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics Google Calendar in ical] format.<br />
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To post Google Calendar entries for your event, contact a Noisebridge member for access.<br />
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(Wouldn't it be great if there were a gCal mediawiki plugin so crossposting wasn't needed? Do you know of a good one? Help us!) <- working on this, need to upgrade Mediawiki in order to use some plugins.<br />
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=== Upcoming Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit]</small> ===<br />
* '''March 12th, 18:00-21:00 - [[Digital Security and Tactics For (and By) Anti Authoritarians]]''' - [] - "an one night attempt to share information and skills on digital security, tools, and news between an anti authoritarian tech and activist community.!"<br />
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=== Recurring Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit]</small> ===<br />
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* '''Monday'''<br />
** 18:30 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language.<br />
** '''19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]''' - Learn to solder! Mitch will bring kits to make cool, hackable things that you can bring home after you make them. Bring your own projects to hack!<br />
* '''Tuesday'''<br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom.<br />
** 19:00 [[Project Euler|Project Euler Group]] - Solve math challenge puzzles from [http://projecteuler.net/ Project Euler] in the programming language of your choice.<br />
** '''20:00 [[#Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.<br />
* '''Wednesday'''<br />
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Play with Linux in the Turing classroom.<br />
** '''19:00 [[SCoW]]''' - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.<br />
** 20:00 [[Games]] - Play games with geeks.<br />
** '''20:00 [[GameDevelopment|Game Development]]''' - Make games with geeks.<br />
* '''Thursday'''<br />
** '''19:00 [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Posets, counits, monads and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom on 2nd Thursdays.<br />
** '''20:00 [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame | 5 Minutes of Fame talks]]''' (3rd Thursdays)<br />
* '''Friday''' <br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom. <br />
** '''19:00 [[Science, Engineering & Design Huddle]]''' - Weekly group to discuss design approach, share techniques, and solve any problem you may be having with your project(s).<br />
** 20:00 [[Moving/2169 Mission/Buildout|2169 Buildout planning]] - Discussion & execution of how to renovate our new space.<br />
* '''Saturday'''<br />
** 14:00 [[Phasor~]] - A Max/MSP/Jitter, Max For Live, PureData/GEM, vvvv, Bidule patching group.<br />
** 20:00 [[NSFW]] - Now Showing From the Web, last Saturday of the month. Share interesting videos you've found on the web for the past month or bring content you made.<br />
* '''Sunday'''<br />
** 13:00 [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.<br />
** 15:00 [[OpenEEG]] - how to read your mind.<br />
** 15:00 [[KnotTyingWorkshop|Knot Tying Workshop]] - (1st Sunday of the month)- work on knotting projects and share ropework knowledge<br />
** '''15:00 [[Go]]''' - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.<br />
** 15:00 [[Locks!]] - Lock sport, sundays when there is demand. ( See [[locks!]] for more information. )<br />
** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.<br />
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* '''To be scheduled'''<br />
** [[Machine Learning]] - (Open for adoption) Teach computers to learn stuff using artificial intelligence and other techniques.<br />
** [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?<br />
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===<br />
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:19:00 [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"<br />
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:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns. Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts. [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]<br />
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= Past Events =<br />
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)<br />
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"<br />
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)<br />
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics<br />
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!<br />
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well<br />
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing<br />
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). <small>[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]</small><br />
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].<br />
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]<br />
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]<br />
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???<br />
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.<br />
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek. 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.<br />
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).<br />
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition<br />
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee<br />
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]<br />
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.<br />
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!<br />
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design<br />
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition<br />
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)<br />
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!<br />
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY<br />
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm<br />
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess<br />
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party! <br />
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.<br />
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]<br />
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]<br />
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin<br />
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.<br />
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather<br />
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop<br />
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.<br />
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits. Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]<br />
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got 'em!<br />
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.<br />
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.<br />
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]<br />
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&diff=9683Category:Events2010-02-02T08:38:05Z<p>Ani: /* Recurring Events edit */</p>
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.<br />
<br />
=Event Calendar=<br />
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen. Pay attention!<br />
<br />
Event posters are encouraged to crosspost to the Google Calendar. View the [http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Google Calendar], view the [http://www.google.com/calendar/feeds/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic Google Calendar in XML], or the [http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics Google Calendar in ical] format.<br />
<br />
To post Google Calendar entries for your event, contact a Noisebridge member for access.<br />
<br />
(Wouldn't it be great if there were a gCal mediawiki plugin so crossposting wasn't needed? Do you know of a good one? Help us!) <- working on this, need to upgrade Mediawiki in order to use some plugins.<br />
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=== Upcoming Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit]</small> ===<br />
* '''March 12th, 18:00-21:00 - [[Digital Security and Tactics For (and By) Anti Authoritarians]]''' - [] - "an one night attempt to share information and skills on digital security, tools, and news between an anti authoritarian tech and activist community.!"<br />
<br />
=== Recurring Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit]</small> ===<br />
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* '''Monday'''<br />
** 18:30 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language.<br />
** '''19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]''' - Learn to solder! Mitch will bring kits to make cool, hackable things that you can bring home after you make them. Bring your own projects to hack!<br />
* '''Tuesday'''<br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom.<br />
** 19:00 [[Project Euler|Project Euler Group]] - Solve math challenge puzzles from [http://projecteuler.net/ Project Euler] in the programming language of your choice.<br />
** '''20:00 [[#Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.<br />
* '''Wednesday'''<br />
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Play with Linux in the Turing classroom.<br />
** '''19:00 [[SCoW]]''' - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.<br />
** 20:00 [[Games]] - Play games with geeks.<br />
** '''20:00 [[GameDevelopment|Game Development]]''' - Make games with geeks.<br />
* '''Thursday'''<br />
** '''19:00 [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Posets, counits, monads and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom on 2nd Thursdays.<br />
** '''20:00 [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame | 5 Minutes of Fame talks]]''' (3rd Thursdays)<br />
* '''Friday''' <br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom. <br />
** '''19:00 [[Science, Engineering & Design Huddle]]''' - Weekly group to discuss design approach, share techniques, and solve any problem you may be having with your project(s).<br />
** 20:00 [[Moving/2169 Mission/Buildout|2169 Buildout planning]] - Discussion & execution of how to renovate our new space.<br />
* '''Saturday'''<br />
** 14:00 [[Phasor~]] - A Max/MSP/Jitter, Max For Live, PureData/GEM, vvvv, Bidule patching group.<br />
** 20:00 [[NSFW]] -Now Showing From the Web, last Saturday of the month. Share interesting videos you've found on the web for the past month or bring content you made.<br />
* '''Sunday'''<br />
** 13:00 [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.<br />
** 15:00 [[OpenEEG]] - how to read your mind.<br />
** 15:00 [[KnotTyingWorkshop|Knot Tying Workshop]] - (1st Sunday of the month)- work on knotting projects and share ropework knowledge<br />
** '''15:00 [[Go]]''' - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.<br />
** 15:00 [[Locks!]] - Lock sport, sundays when there is demand. ( See [[locks!]] for more information. )<br />
** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.<br />
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* '''To be scheduled'''<br />
** [[Machine Learning]] - (Open for adoption) Teach computers to learn stuff using artificial intelligence and other techniques.<br />
** [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?<br />
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===<br />
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:19:00 [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"<br />
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:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns. Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts. [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]<br />
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= Past Events =<br />
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)<br />
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"<br />
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)<br />
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics<br />
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!<br />
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well<br />
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing<br />
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). <small>[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]</small><br />
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].<br />
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]<br />
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]<br />
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???<br />
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.<br />
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek. 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.<br />
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).<br />
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition<br />
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee<br />
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]<br />
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.<br />
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!<br />
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design<br />
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition<br />
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)<br />
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!<br />
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY<br />
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm<br />
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess<br />
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party! <br />
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.<br />
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]<br />
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]<br />
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin<br />
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.<br />
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather<br />
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop<br />
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.<br />
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits. Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]<br />
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got 'em!<br />
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.<br />
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.<br />
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]<br />
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=TMOTI&diff=9682TMOTI2010-02-02T08:37:40Z<p>Ani: moved TMOTI to NSFW:&#32;new name</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[NSFW]]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9681NSFW2010-02-02T08:37:40Z<p>Ani: moved TMOTI to NSFW:&#32;new name</p>
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<div>Now Showing From the Web (NSFW) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
<br />
==lol wut?==<br />
<br />
Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
<br />
== when? ==<br />
<br />
The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
<br />
== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
<br />
Give us videos! Whether it be something you made or something you found online, get it to us and we'll play it.<br />
<br />
For those who've created videos and have not yet published them onto a video sharing site simply bring the file in a flash drive or bring your laptop so we can play it.<br />
<br />
The event starts at 8 and will go until we've either run out of videos to play or more likely we get bored.<br />
<br />
There is no filter on the kind of video you show but please use common sense if there's like kids in the room or something.<br />
<br />
All links will be posted after the event onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing February's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
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<br />
== Links to February's videos: ==<br />
<br />
add more!<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=player_embedded MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow]<br />
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== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KT09J2qlE Trapped in an Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBYUQIi7Rw&feature=related Poker Face by Westboro]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM The "tracer t" video]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzDMzK2jlM Effects of drugs while driving (in German)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Tim Minchin - Inflatable You]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74 Best of Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCqrylNY-0 Craft by lft]<br />
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/177153/theyre_made_out_of_meat They're Made Out of Meat]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8 HD 自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I Monkey!]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6vsew3PQI Slo Mo Face Punch]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE The Astounding World of the Future]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine]<br />
* [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5f031d7c0/the-pretaped-callin-show-from-mr-show-from-greatest-comedy-sketches The Pre-Taped Call-in Show from Mr. Show]<br />
* [http://vimeo.com/7670880 FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT]<br />
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1387443018364156733# Ass Pennies]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9680NSFW2010-02-02T08:36:56Z<p>Ani: </p>
<hr />
<div>Now Showing From the Web (NSFW) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
<br />
==lol wut?==<br />
<br />
Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
<br />
== when? ==<br />
<br />
The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
<br />
== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
<br />
Give us videos! Whether it be something you made or something you found online, get it to us and we'll play it.<br />
<br />
For those who've created videos and have not yet published them onto a video sharing site simply bring the file in a flash drive or bring your laptop so we can play it.<br />
<br />
The event starts at 8 and will go until we've either run out of videos to play or more likely we get bored.<br />
<br />
There is no filter on the kind of video you show but please use common sense if there's like kids in the room or something.<br />
<br />
All links will be posted after the event onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing February's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to February's videos: ==<br />
<br />
add more!<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=player_embedded MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1KT09J2qlE Trapped in an Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkBYUQIi7Rw&feature=related Poker Face by Westboro]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM The "tracer t" video]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IzDMzK2jlM Effects of drugs while driving (in German)]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM Tim Minchin - Inflatable You]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRefZf3gj74 Best of Elevator]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCqrylNY-0 Craft by lft]<br />
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/177153/theyre_made_out_of_meat They're Made Out of Meat]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4 Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8 HD 自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO5yiN1b-I Monkey!]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6vsew3PQI Slo Mo Face Punch]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjUVIIYptE The Astounding World of the Future]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Rymdreglage - 8-bit trip]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZCHX5ffEI Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc.]<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine]<br />
* [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5f031d7c0/the-pretaped-callin-show-from-mr-show-from-greatest-comedy-sketches The Pre-Taped Call-in Show from Mr. Show]<br />
* [http://vimeo.com/7670880 FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT]<br />
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1387443018364156733# Ass Pennies]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9631NSFW2010-01-28T03:00:08Z<p>Ani: </p>
<hr />
<div>This Month on the Internet (TMOTI) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
<br />
==lol wut?==<br />
<br />
Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself, [http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday like this], and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
<br />
== when? ==<br />
<br />
The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
<br />
== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
<br />
Come by and bring videos! They can be on whatever format of your liking. Bring a flash drive, your laptop or a link on the internet. Links are encouraged so we can archive them post event on the wiki If it's in motion and cool, we want to see it. <br />
<br />
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing January's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
<br />
<br />
nothing yet...</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&diff=9629Category:Events2010-01-28T02:21:25Z<p>Ani: /* Recurring Events edit */</p>
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.<br />
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=Event Calendar=<br />
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen. Pay attention!<br />
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Event posters are encouraged to crosspost to the Google Calendar. View the [http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Google Calendar], view the [http://www.google.com/calendar/feeds/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic Google Calendar in XML], or the [http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics Google Calendar in ical] format.<br />
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To post Google Calendar entries for your event, contact a Noisebridge member for access.<br />
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(Wouldn't it be great if there were a gCal mediawiki plugin so crossposting wasn't needed? Do you know of a good one? Help us!) <- working on this, need to upgrade Mediawiki in order to use some plugins.<br />
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=== Upcoming Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit]</small> ===<br />
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)<br />
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"<br />
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=== Recurring Events <small>[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit]</small> ===<br />
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* '''Monday'''<br />
** 18:30 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language.<br />
** '''19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]''' - Learn to solder! Mitch will bring kits to make cool, hackable things that you can bring home after you make them. Bring your own projects to hack!<br />
* '''Tuesday'''<br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom.<br />
** 19:00 [[Project Euler|Project Euler Group]] - Solve math challenge puzzles from [http://projecteuler.net/ Project Euler] in the programming language of your choice.<br />
** '''20:00 [[#Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.<br />
* '''Wednesday'''<br />
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Play with Linux in the Turing classroom.<br />
** '''19:00 [[SCoW]]''' - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.<br />
** 20:00 [[Games]] - Play games with geeks.<br />
** '''20:00 [[GameDevelopment|Game Development]]''' - Make games with geeks.<br />
* '''Thursday'''<br />
** '''19:00 [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Posets, counits, monads and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom on 2nd Thursdays.<br />
** '''20:00 [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame | 5 Minutes of Fame talks]]''' (3rd Thursdays)<br />
* '''Friday''' <br />
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] - Study Linux admining in the Turing classroom. <br />
** '''19:00 [[Science, Engineering & Design Huddle]]''' - Weekly group to discuss design approach, share techniques, and solve any problem you may be having with your project(s).<br />
** 20:00 [[Moving/2169 Mission/Buildout|2169 Buildout planning]] - Discussion & execution of how to renovate our new space.<br />
* '''Saturday'''<br />
** 14:00 [[Phasor~]] - A Max/MSP/Jitter, Max For Live, PureData/GEM, vvvv, Bidule patching group.<br />
** 20:00 [[TMOTI]] - This Month On the Internet, last Saturday of the month. Share interesting videos you've found on the web for the past month or bring content you made.<br />
* '''Sunday'''<br />
** 13:00 [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.<br />
** 15:00 [[OpenEEG]] - how to read your mind.<br />
** 15:00 [[KnotTyingWorkshop|Knot Tying Workshop]] - (1st Sunday of the month)- work on knotting projects and share ropework knowledge<br />
** '''15:00 [[Go]]''' - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.<br />
** 15:00 [[Locks!]] - Lock sport, every other sunday.<br />
** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.<br />
<br />
* '''To be scheduled'''<br />
** [[Machine Learning]] - (Open for adoption) Teach computers to learn stuff using artificial intelligence and other techniques.<br />
** [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?<br />
</onlyinclude><br />
<br />
=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===<br />
<br />
<br />
:19:00 [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"<br />
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:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns. Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts. [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]<br />
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]<br />
<br />
= Past Events =<br />
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.<br />
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)<br />
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics<br />
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!<br />
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well<br />
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing<br />
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). <small>[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]</small><br />
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].<br />
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom<br />
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]<br />
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]<br />
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???<br />
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.<br />
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek. 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.<br />
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).<br />
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition<br />
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]<br />
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition<br />
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee<br />
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]<br />
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]<br />
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)<br />
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.<br />
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!<br />
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design<br />
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition<br />
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)<br />
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!<br />
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY<br />
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm<br />
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]<br />
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess<br />
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party! <br />
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.<br />
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]<br />
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]<br />
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]<br />
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin<br />
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.<br />
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather<br />
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop<br />
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.<br />
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]<br />
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits. Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]<br />
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got 'em!<br />
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.<br />
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.<br />
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]<br />
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=NSFW&diff=9628NSFW2010-01-28T02:15:26Z<p>Ani: Created page with 'This Month on the Internet (TMOTI) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things p…'</p>
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<div>This Month on the Internet (TMOTI) is a show and tell sort of event where people come and share video and other multimedia projects they have made as well as interesting things people have found during their travels in the Tubes™.<br />
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==lol wut?==<br />
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Videos! On the internet! I'm sure you've collected a mental list of neat videos you've seen online that other people would enjoy, such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY this one]. Or maybe you produce content yourself like one of our members ([http://vimeo.com/oneminuteperday example]) and you're looking for an audience that would not otherwise see it.<br />
<br />
== when? ==<br />
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The last Saturday of every month at 8PM. Or 20:00 for those weird people that like 24hr time.<br />
<br />
== ooh, neat. how can I participate? ==<br />
<br />
Come by and bring videos! They can be on whatever format of your liking. Bring a flash drive, your laptop or a link on the internet. Links are encouraged so we can archive them post event on the wiki If it's in motion and cool, we want to see it. <br />
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/User:Ani Ani] will be managing January's event, look for the chick with the grey/purple/blue hair (pink no longer).<br />
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== Links to January's videos: ==<br />
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nothing yet...</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Ani&diff=9517User:Ani2010-01-21T08:17:52Z<p>Ani: /* Hacked By Chinese! */</p>
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<div>=Hacked By Chinese!=<br />
<br />
I'm Ani.<br />
<br />
[[File:Anieatingcawk.jpg]]<br />
<br />
I eat Cawk™<br />
<br />
If you suddenly find [http://www.flickr.com/photos/vniow/3184423960/ this] thrown at you, it was probably from me.<br />
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I find sheet rock mud [http://www.flickr.com/photos/vniow/3955048814/ delicious].<br />
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http://oneletterwonder.com</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Rubin110&diff=9516User:Rubin1102010-01-21T08:14:52Z<p>Ani: /* Hello Twitter looking for Hipsters */</p>
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<div>=Hello Twitter looking for Hipsters=<br />
You can find one here:<br />
<br />
Here's what one looks like:<br />
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[[Image:Rubin-dye.jpg]]<br />
<br />
=Rubin Starset=<br />
[[Image:IMG 0371.JPG|300px|left]]<br />
[[Image:Rubin - all the donuts - by Audrey Penvin.jpg]]<br />
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Hi, I'm Rubin. Most of the time my hair is colored bright. I enjoy helping to create moments that force people to question their notion of reality. If you search hard enough, you might be able to find out more about me. Though if you're lazy, you could just go [http://rubin.starset.net here].<br />
<br />
'''[http://rubin.starset.net/contact/ Email]'''<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==== ssh public key ====<br />
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAs7VQrqgJ6A108ujAb8qucYTaG2sFnz/IjwsR4/39FQZ83uFYdWnE8+zVjXwgaUVl8AQoCxH7+2x0N61XyAhGOz0Pq4rCVJ/tMICrY1NWDzQ8EteyntMazpmtKoXYvpOYcl2pReu2eFr7YRebRqjHHs6HXPy5EJEpYP3hjjnn95kUv9sqThw8P8V5zK+0gKlFMxp/pgz28fXEGmS0t8DycGEanO4ekMR40NX4/bwQWPx+yiGqEtzWpP+VfEaKyulp95oMAEgNrhKQMhIDBL9OI4dq7HGpsXVYO1awNrpHFWs4/8PC+/PwTpl6JPSNbw8kUkqUN0b18axqU1fs5USZUw== rubin@starset.net<br />
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==== <tt>/etc/passwd</tt> entry ====<br />
<br />
% sudo adduser --gecos 'Rubin Starset' rubin110</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Aestetix&diff=9500User:Aestetix2010-01-21T04:15:01Z<p>Ani: Undo revision 9492 by Aestetix (Talk)</p>
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<div>[http://www.aestetix.net aestetix.net]<br />
<br />
'''How much is that hacker in the window?'''<br />
[[Image:-_aestetix_-_hope.jpeg|Isn't he a stud?]]<br />
<br />
==Identifiers==<br />
=== ssh public key ===<br />
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEA2Uly8dTKWLj0AH8ojMmzfgNVHmy5X94wBBNr6zPflM/<br />
i0Hv+c8Xfpj6mrIWrZiEb/1MQPWsCnQ7DqWE0Ox+ULUpnartC+UZ4b3tYPKnvTn6GASSQ8hEDQi7FTG<br />
k2MzNvXNxyck3rx3K7JtzbHG/kic0i3Ui6k+S5rLWZJZ8+KBRAkxC9LCJ/KUGIc13BICOs4JhPFp20y<br />
JEQ6XHSXildujdrjdvptr/AI9dnQeWpSL4dIjc+mzXxif91L1viqhdg5qzauqYOZXIQEeOQvmGPJ6Eh<br />
2gLP+xrDLXTQFMy0G/dUSL45g++zjM3yE0lrvEqyyGgF3KodYhcqEO6ptXH14w== aestetix@obelix<br />
<br />
=== mac ssh public key ===<br />
<pre><br />
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAs7K0A0YNCKJSXzQjUd0pFLCjYNv7vDHPIcsMNGmHwuedkRwlqs3j3My2vVTc5wmN2RiiIBVOdbadOblAJQ1UrIp1GDYjY0hecUHZIvn7f7rhlOp5w4na8dgW+DcgWnhcqwf98IiypkZydZDvdDhF+Kcb2VMMNpvi2J2bL4NouGv4svUSOtQqwXVSA9/6ytavwrynGqmx+DrxHCT1c5bC1WFhl6gyk/3DkLUAwQ3yHJPC23fvEI17XU+IhE1g4wCbtze8+KuMGXkayF69DP7Bxv/bEQFC8uv64d1fNY23cNoWjJbKr+GVNKRLN21LiH7+pSwx/TemNKcNwVHEzxVMPQ== aestetix@ObeliSX.local<br />
</pre></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=File:John_Waters-thumb.JPG&diff=9493File:John Waters-thumb.JPG2010-01-21T01:10:46Z<p>Ani: uploaded a new version of "Image:John Waters-thumb.JPG"</p>
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<div>Isn't he a stud?</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=User:Aestetix&diff=9491User:Aestetix2010-01-21T00:37:27Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>[http://www.aestetix.net aestetix.net]<br />
<br />
'''How much is that hacker in the window?'''<br />
[[Image:-_aestetix_-_hope.jpeg|Isn't he a stud?]]<br />
<br />
==Identifiers==<br />
=== ssh public key ===<br />
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEA2Uly8dTKWLj0AH8ojMmzfgNVHmy5X94wBBNr6zPflM/<br />
i0Hv+c8Xfpj6mrIWrZiEb/1MQPWsCnQ7DqWE0Ox+ULUpnartC+UZ4b3tYPKnvTn6GASSQ8hEDQi7FTG<br />
k2MzNvXNxyck3rx3K7JtzbHG/kic0i3Ui6k+S5rLWZJZ8+KBRAkxC9LCJ/KUGIc13BICOs4JhPFp20y<br />
JEQ6XHSXildujdrjdvptr/AI9dnQeWpSL4dIjc+mzXxif91L1viqhdg5qzauqYOZXIQEeOQvmGPJ6Eh<br />
2gLP+xrDLXTQFMy0G/dUSL45g++zjM3yE0lrvEqyyGgF3KodYhcqEO6ptXH14w== aestetix@obelix<br />
<br />
=== mac ssh public key ===<br />
<pre><br />
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAs7K0A0YNCKJSXzQjUd0pFLCjYNv7vDHPIcsMNGmHwuedkRwlqs3j3My2vVTc5wmN2RiiIBVOdbadOblAJQ1UrIp1GDYjY0hecUHZIvn7f7rhlOp5w4na8dgW+DcgWnhcqwf98IiypkZydZDvdDhF+Kcb2VMMNpvi2J2bL4NouGv4svUSOtQqwXVSA9/6ytavwrynGqmx+DrxHCT1c5bC1WFhl6gyk/3DkLUAwQ3yHJPC23fvEI17XU+IhE1g4wCbtze8+KuMGXkayF69DP7Bxv/bEQFC8uv64d1fNY23cNoWjJbKr+GVNKRLN21LiH7+pSwx/TemNKcNwVHEzxVMPQ== aestetix@ObeliSX.local<br />
</pre></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=File:-_aestetix_-_hope.jpeg&diff=9489File:- aestetix - hope.jpeg2010-01-21T00:36:48Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=CleaningParty&diff=9387CleaningParty2010-01-15T02:48:08Z<p>Ani: /* Availability */</p>
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<div>=Cleaning Party, January 2010=<br />
<br />
On 2010-01-12 there was discussion on IRC about setting up another cleaning party, similar to the one that happened a few months ago.<br />
<br />
==Availability==<br />
We need something between 10 and 15 people. Please note your availability here.<br />
<br />
* [[User:Thatha]]: Any day after 6pm, except the MLK three-day weekend.<br />
* [[User:Ieatlint]]: offered over IRC<br />
* [[User:Ani]]: offered over IRC, likes Thursdays<br />
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==Food==<br />
The Keeper of the Hoard has offered $100 for food. If you have any preferences or suggestions about what that food should be, please note them here.<br />
<br />
==Tasks==<br />
Take care not to interfere with construction.<br />
<br />
* Sweep common spaces floors<br />
* Sweep kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors <br />
* Mop common spaces floors <br />
* Mop kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors <br />
* Clean bathrooms<br />
* Clean kitchen<br />
* Tidy up work surfaces<br />
* Gather up chairs<br />
* Clean up hack shelf<br />
<br />
==Cleaning Supplies==<br />
Is there anything we need and we don't have? Is [[CleaningSupplies]] up-to-date?</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=9314Quotes2010-01-11T23:27:40Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
<br />
Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha <br/>'''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro <br/>'''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] <br/>'''epsas''': does that mean something? <br/>'''epsas''': ahh - hehe <br/>'''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''' clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''' were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=9313Quotes2010-01-11T23:06:26Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. <br />
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Most recent are on top.'''<br />
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* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken<br />
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* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot<br/>'''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets <br/>'''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns<br />
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor<br/>'''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'.<br/>'''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.<br />
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* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind<br />
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist<br />
* '''DrSyzygy:''': "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. <br/>'''magpie-:''' i have a 3.8 GPA. what?<br />
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* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).<br />
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* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)<br/> '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root<br/> '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox<br/> '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that<br/> '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??<br />
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*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?<br />
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* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH<br/>'''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen<br/>'''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them<br />
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*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away<br/>'''incekt''': as the crow flies<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid());<br/>'''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''': fuck<br />
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* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet<br />
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* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE<br />
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* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /<br/>'''alienvenom''': no it doesn't<br/>'''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it<br/>'''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it<br/>'''alienvenom''': i've done it before<br />
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* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs<br />
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* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?<br />
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* '''ani-:''' rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen<br />
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* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut.<br />'''alienvenom''': just saying :-P<br />'''alienvenom''': sorry<br />'''alienvenom''': lol<br />'''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin<br />
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* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP<br />
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* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?<br />'''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.<br />
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* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?<br />
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* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (&trade;)"<br/ >'''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom<br/ >'''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge<br/ >'''aestetix''': They're pretty badass<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor<br />
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* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. <br/> '''VonGuard:''' so what the hell coudl you even use em for? <br/> '''wiretapped:''' we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now<br />
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* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite<br/>'''ieatlint''': not as beautiful<br/>'''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful<br/>'''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you<br />
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* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated<br/>'''rigel''': what should i be using instead?<br/>'''miah''': postgresql<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.<br/>'''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block<br />
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* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.<br />
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* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.<br />
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*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.<br/>'''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right?<br/>'''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.<br />
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* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) <br/>'''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. <br/>'''ieatlint''': fine fine <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) <br/>'''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge <br/>'''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)<br />
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* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww<br />
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* '''froggytoad:''' so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...<br/> '''Atala:''' i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.<br />
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* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady<br />
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*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?<br />
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* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad<br />
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* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats<br/ > '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats<br/ > '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator<br/ > '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?<br />
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* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records<br/ >>> '''ani-''' submits<br/ >>> '''Evil-Bill''' dominates<br />
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* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': ow<br/ >'''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries<br/ >'''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...<br/ >>> '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout<br/ >>> '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun<br />
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* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!<br />
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* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer<br />
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* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''' noisecode: eval os.geteuid()<br/>'''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0<br/>'''dr_jesus''' fuck<br />
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* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer<br/ >'''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?<br/ >'''ieatlint''': Atala, yes.<br/ >'''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out. <br />
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* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.<br />
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* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants<br/>'''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo<br />
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* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?<br />'''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing<br />
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* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.<br />'''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good.<br />'''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.<br/> '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF<br/>'''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.<br />
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* '''rubin110''': Wait.<br />'''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?<br />
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* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]<br/ >'''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that<br/ >'''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean<br />
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.<br />
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*'''dr_jesus''' clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation<br />
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* '''VonGuard:''' oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard<br />
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*'''Atala''' were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?<br />
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*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas<br/ >'''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive<br />
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* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions<br />
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.<br />
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* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.<br />
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* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl<br />
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* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.<br />
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* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"<br />
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* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P<br/>'''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack<br />
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* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge<br />
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* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!<br />
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* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.<br />
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* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"<br />
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* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys<br/>'''vniow''': me too<br />
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* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?<br />
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* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf<br/>'''alienvenom''': err<br/>'''alienvenom''': wow<br/>'''alienvenom''': uh<br/>'''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :)<br/>'''alienvenom''': :-\<br />
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* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut<br/>'''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night<br/>[[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do<br />
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* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.<br />
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* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com<br/>'''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it<br/>'''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.<br />
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* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!<br/>'''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.<br />
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* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.<br />
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* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.<br />
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* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.<br />
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* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.<br />
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* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.<br />
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* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=File:NB.sticker.print.ready.b.w.pdf&diff=9242File:NB.sticker.print.ready.b.w.pdf2010-01-06T05:42:02Z<p>Ani: uploaded a new version of "Image:NB.sticker.print.ready.b.w.pdf": new version</p>
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<div>print ready colour version of our logo, 300dpi, CMYK, all text/strokes converted to lines</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2010_01_05&diff=9224Meeting Notes 2010 01 052010-01-06T02:53:04Z<p>Ani: /* Agenda Items */</p>
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= Preflight Checklist =<br />
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Please set your cell phones to vibrate.<br />
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Go get the membership binder.<br />
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Set your seatbacks and tray tables to their full, upright positions.<br />
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Remove any personal items from your lap for the first and last hour of the meeting.<br />
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No wireless devices of any kind will be allowed for the duration of the meeting.<br />
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All passengers must submit to a full body pat-down, concentrating on the torso and thighs, prior to the meeting<br />
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All passenger luggage must be hand inspected at the gate, concentrating on liquids and powders.<br />
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([http://gizmodo.com/5435188/leaked-homeland-securitys-post-underwear-bomb-airplane-rules?skyline=true&s=x I'm not making this up, folks].)<br />
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= Agenda Items =<br />
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your mom<br />
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== Announcements ==<br />
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Flip Video Spotlight Program<br />
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=== Introduction and Names ===<br />
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=== What Noisebridge [[Noisebridge_Vision|is about]] ===<br />
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=== Treasurer's Report ===<br />
* If you made a donation in 2009 and want a receipt for tax purposes, send an email to treasurer@noisebridge.net with your full name, mailing address, the item or amount donated (and if money, the method), and the date of the donation.<br />
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Amount in bank: $X<br />
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Accounts receivable: $X<br />
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=== Very brief primer on Noisebridge consensus process ===<br />
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There is a consensus process. Ask three people what they think the consensus process is and that's the consensus process. This procedure is intended to get new members to talk to people so we can get to know one another.<br />
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=== Membership binder ===<br />
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=== What's Going On at Noisebridge ===<br />
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''One '''short''' sentence about each of the following:''<br />
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=====Weekly=====<br />
* [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]] (7PM, 2169)<br />
* [[PythonMondays | Python Mondays]] (6:30 PM, 2169) <br />
* Project Euler now on Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m.<br />
* SCoW craft group - Wednesdays at 7PM<br />
* Shop Friday still plans to come back when the shop is done.<br />
* Sensebridge and the EEG group - Sundays at afternoonish (1-2ish)<br />
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=== Project Updates ===<br />
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====2169 Mission====<br />
* Electrical<br />
* Library<br />
* Kitchen<br />
* Network<br />
* Heat<br />
* EE lab<br />
* Darkroom<br />
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====Noisecloud====<br />
====26C3 debrief====<br />
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== Consensus items ==<br />
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== Postflight Checklist ==<br />
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* Thank you all for coming to this episode of Noisebridge meeting, see you all same time, same place next week. <br />
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* Copy new meeting notes for next week, update main page on wiki.<br />
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=== Introduction and Names ===<br />
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Please set your phones to vibrate.<br />
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=== What Noisebridge [[Noisebridge_Vision|is about]] ===<br />
=== Treasurer's Report ===<br />
=== Very brief primer on Noisebridge consensus process ===<br />
=== Membership binder ===<br />
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=== What's Going On at Noisebridge ===<br />
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''One '''short''' sentence about each of the following:''<br />
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=====Weekly=====<br />
* [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]] (7PM, 2169)<br />
* [[PythonMondays | Python Mondays]] (6:30 PM, 2169) <br />
* Project Euler now on Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m.<br />
* SCoW craft group - Wednesdays at 7PM<br />
* Shop Friday still plans to come back when the shop is done.<br />
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=== Project Updates ===<br />
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====2169 Mission====<br />
* Electrical<br />
* Library<br />
* Kitchen<br />
* Network<br />
* Heat<br />
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=== Introduction and Names ===<br />
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Please set your phones to vibrate.<br />
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=== What Noisebridge [[Noisebridge_Vision|is about]] ===<br />
=== Treasurer's Report ===<br />
=== Very brief primer on Noisebridge consensus process ===<br />
=== Membership binder ===<br />
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=== What's Going On at Noisebridge ===<br />
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''One '''short''' sentence about each of the following:''<br />
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=====Weekly=====<br />
* [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]] (7PM, 2169)<br />
* [[PythonMondays | Python Mondays]] (6:30 PM, 2169) <br />
* Project Euler now on Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m.<br />
* Mandarin corner is happening on Tuesdays at 6:00 p.m.<br />
* SCoW craft group - Wednesdays at 7PM<br />
* Shop Friday still plans to come back when the shop is done.<br />
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=== Project Updates ===<br />
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====2169 Mission====<br />
* Electrical<br />
* Library<br />
* Kitchen<br />
* Network<br />
* Heat<br />
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== Consensus items ==</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2009_12_29&diff=9151Meeting Notes 2009 12 292009-12-30T04:06:13Z<p>Ani: New page: = Crew = Moderator: Note-Taker: Attendee Count: Officers: = Agenda Items = == Announcements == === Introduction and Names === Please set your phones to vibrate. === What No...</p>
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=== Introduction and Names ===<br />
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Please set your phones to vibrate.<br />
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=== What Noisebridge [[Noisebridge_Vision|is about]] ===<br />
=== Treasurer's Report ===<br />
=== Very brief primer on Noisebridge consensus process ===<br />
=== Membership binder ===<br />
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=== What's Going On at Noisebridge ===<br />
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''One '''short''' sentence about each of the following:''<br />
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=====Weekly=====<br />
* [[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Circuit Hacking Mondays]] (7PM, 2169)<br />
* [[PythonMondays | Python Mondays]] (6:30 PM, 2169) <br />
* Project Euler now on Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m.<br />
* Mandarin corner is happening on Tuesdays at 6:00 p.m.<br />
* SCoW craft group - Wednesdays at 7PM<br />
* Shop Friday still plans to come back when the shop is done.<br />
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=== Project Updates ===<br />
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====2169 Mission====<br />
* Electrical<br />
* Library<br />
* Kitchen<br />
* Network<br />
* Heat<br />
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<div>We currently have a few [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo mailing lists] open to everyone, members and non-members...<br />
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'''Note: all lists are subscriber-only. You must subscribe before posting.'''<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announcements]''' - Extremely low traffic - Updates on current and upcoming events happening in the space. Please do sign up for the announce list. If you've made it this far, you'll probably be interested in our announcements.<br />
* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discussion]''' - Moderate to high traffic - General discussion revolving around the space and those involved with it.<br />
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===Sub-Organizational Entities Lists===<br />
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Full list is at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo , this page has a bit more detail and links but list owners occasionally forget to add an entry!<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/build Build Team]''' - Discussion details of buildout at 2169 Mission. If you are or want to be involved in that, please join this list.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cloud Cloud]''' - Discussion of "cloud" based applications, distributed computing and storage, etc.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress Congress]''' - This is a list about traveling to Europe for the CCC Congress. If you're looking for a place to stay, people to travel with or tips on submitting a possible talk - this is the Noisebridge list to join.<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/german German]''' - Discussion for the [[German | German Language Group]]<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cyborg Sensebridge Cyborg]''' - Moderate traffic - Discussion for [[Sensebridge]], the Noisebridge human-machine interface research group.<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/space Spacebridge]''' - Discussion for exploring the vastness of space cheaply and creatively. [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Spacebridge Spacebridge wiki]<br />
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*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisedroid/ Noisedroid]''' - Moderate traffic - Discussion of hacking the Android OS.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/eeg/ EEG]''' - the EEG project: build/interpret EEG<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sewing/ Sewing]''' - Status updates on the 3 machines at 2169, sewing-related discussion and collaboration.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/toorcamp ToorCamp]''' - Our ToorCamp planning list.<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/ml ML]''' - Discussion list pertaining to [[Machine Learning|Machine Learning Wednesdays]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-jobs Jobs]''' - Job postings should be sent here, rather than the discuss list<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/kites Kites]''' - [[Kite Hacking]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/security/ Security]''' - [[Security Group]]<br />
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* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ Darkroom]''' - [[Darkroom]] where we develop film and make out. General photographic geekery gets posted here too.<br />
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Feel free to sign up or visit the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/ archives].<br />
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===Creating a new list===<br />
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Send a nice email (and optionally flowers) to ops@ to request a list for your noisebridge project.</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Spacebridge&diff=9069Spacebridge2009-12-19T02:13:02Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>'''Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the hackerspace Noisebridge, our ongoing mission to explore strange (yet economically priced) new ascent technologies; to seek out new parts and new partnerships; to boldly go where no non-government-or-massively-industrially-funded-group has gone before.'''<br />
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Our inaugural meeting shall be at Noisebridge at 6pm on Sunday, 20th December.<br />
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(Administrivia: because this is the future, I'm going to attempt to minute the meeting in Wave. If you don't yet have a Wave invite but would like to help with the minuting when I inevitably get bored of playing with Wave myself (ie, after the first three minutes), ping me at dichro@rcpt.to)<br />
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Subscribe to the Spacebridge mailing list here: https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/space</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge&diff=8988Noisebridge2009-12-12T07:05:38Z<p>Ani: </p>
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''Noisebridge is an infrastructure provider for technical-creative projects, collaboratively run by its members. We are incorporated as a non-profit educational corporation for public benefit.'' [[Noisebridge_Vision|Read more about Noisebridge...]]<br />
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|<big><big><strong>Board Member Elections (2009)</strong></big></big><br>[[2009 Director Elections]] occurred in good order. The new board members are Rachel, Ani, Andy, and Miloh. The Secretary has certified the results, as seen at https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2009-December/010802.html .<br />
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<strong>[[Meeting Notes 2009 12 01 |Weekly Member Meeting]]</strong>. All are welcome to attend.<br><br><br />
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[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]<br />
[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to NEW space at 2169 Mission]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Soldering workshop at Noisebridge]]<br />
[[Image:Noisebridge air.jpg|thumb|right|Members at Noisebridge]]<br />
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]<br />
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]<br />
== Events and Classes ==<br />
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''<br />
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Want to host your event at Noisebridge? We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to wide subject of hacking. Most of all we like seeing familiar faces, please participate in the space and our [[Noisebridge#Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.<br />
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== Info ==<br />
[[Getting Here]]: We're at 2169 Mission Street between 17th Street and 18th Street in San Francisco's Mission district, on the third floor. [http://openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 openstreetmap] [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+mission+St,+94103 Google Maps]<br />
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[[Planet Noisebridge]]: [https://www.noisebridge.net/planet/ Our blog aggregation service].<br />
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[[The Neighborhood]]: Nearby restaurants and other businesses. <br />
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[[Noisebridge_Vision|Vision]]: Our vision - what our space is all about!<br />
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[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.<br />
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[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser...<br />
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[[Library]]: Information pertaining to projects we're working on.<br />
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[[Concepts]]: A place to share your project ideas and to find like-minds.<br />
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[[Donate or Pay Dues]]: Here is where you can see how easy it is to Donate to Noisebridge or to pay your monthly Membership Dues.<br />
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[[House Keeping]]: Information on Housekeeping.<br />
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[[Identity]]: Logos, stickers, t-shirts and stuff. <br />
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[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).<br />
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[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.<br />
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[[Board and Officers]]: Information about our formal organization.<br />
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== Meetings ==<br />
'''Meetings every Tuesday at 8 PM US/Pacific at [[Getting Here|2169 Mission St., San Francisco]]''' This meeting is for members and non-members alike, everyone is welcome. Agenda items tend to typically include introductions, updates on projects happening in the space and upcoming events. Meetings normally end with general socializing and in depth discussion of any topics brought up earlier. We try to keep the formal part under 1 hour and socialize the rest of the evening.<br />
* Prev: [[Meeting Notes 2009 12 08 | 2009-12-08]]<br />
* Next: [[Meeting Notes 2009 12 15 | 2009-12-15]]<br />
* ... (more in the [[:Category:Meeting Notes|Meeting Notes Archive]])<br />
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== Get in Touch ==<br />
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''<br />
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge <br />
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events<br />
* [[People]]<br />
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]<br />
* [[Twitter]]<br />
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]<br />
Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're here almost all the time, although evenings are best.<br />
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== Status ==<br />
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in Feb 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and as of October 1st 2008, we have a physical space. We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive October 2008.<br />
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== Emergency ==<br />
<SPAN style="color: #ff0000; font-size: 18px;">[[Safety|In Case of Emergency]]</SPAN></div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebot&diff=8961Noisebot2009-12-11T02:15:42Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>Noisebot is our irc bot. It occasionally does useful and/or annoying things.<br />
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It hangs out in #noisebridge and #nycresistor. You can ask him to tell people things across the two channels.<br />
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We're currently in an uptime contest with #nycresistor's bot.<br />
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== Useful Commands ==<br />
02:40 < radii> noisebot, tell ioerror this is a test.<br />
02:40 < noisebot> radii: I'll pass that on when ioerror is around.<br />
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13:33 < radii> .twitter crackhead theater, now playing on wiese st<br />
13:33 < noisebot> radii: http://twitter.com/noisebridge/984347090<br />
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16:03 < arcanology> .title http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/XEMcKeXXHzQ/lasers-the-only-way-to-carve-a-pumpkin<br />
16:03 < noisebot> arcanology: Lasers: The Only Way to Carve a Pumpkin<br />
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;<tt>.wik <term></tt><br />
:returns the first sentance of the Wikipedia page for <term>, plus a link to that page.<br />
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== Hacking the bot ==<br />
His sources are at http://hg.hexapodia.org/phenny/, check out using [http://www.selenic.com/mercurial/ Mercurial]:<br />
% hg clone http://hg.hexapodia.org/phenny/<br />
% cd phenny<br />
Edit the code to do what you want:<br />
% vi modules/foo.py<br />
Check in your code to your local repository, describing the changes in the changelog entry:<br />
% hg commit modules/foo.py<br />
Bundle up the changes for email:<br />
% hg bundle /tmp/foo.hg<br />
and email them to the repository owner to review and merge:<br />
% mutt -a /tmp/foo.hg -s adi@hexapodia.org</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Twitter&diff=8960Twitter2009-12-11T02:10:41Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>There is a [http://twitter.com/noisebridge noisebridge account on twitter]. It's usually used for assery, full or half, but announcements about events, various links and meetings are not out of the question. Feel free to follow us there.<br />
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To post to the Noisebridge Twitter account, join our [[IRC]] channel and type in "noisebot, help twitter" for further instructions.<br />
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Also, the noisebridge account follows various members who opt-in. This allows for a centralized way of finding all of us who wish to be found, for various twitter-related projects. Here's the opt-in list (If you're a noisebridge person and want to be followed, please put your name and link your twitter username at the bottom).<br />
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*[[User:mediapathic | Steen]] : mediapathic<br />
*[[User:Michiexile | Mikael]] : michiexile<br />
*[[User:Ioerror| Jacob]] : ioerror<br />
*[[User:Edrabbit| Ed]] : edrabbit<br />
*Kevin : kevinreedy<br />
*Ben Rosengart: fivetonsflax<br />
* David Molnar : dmolnar<br />
* [[User:Jof | jof]] : [https://twitter.com/jof jof]<br />
* [[User:aeonsf | John]] : [https://twitter.com/aeonice aeonice]<br />
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* [[User:jtfoote | Jon Foote]] : [https://twitter.com/rrmutt rrmutt]<br />
* [[User:jlapenna | Joe]] : [https://twitter.com/jlapenna jlapenna]<br />
* [[User:jdavid | jDavid]] : [https://twitter.com/jdavid jDavid]<br />
* [[User:skyex | skye x]] : [https://twitter.com/skyex skyex]<br />
* [[User:gianteye | M@]] : [https://twitter.com/gianteye Giant Eye]<br />
* [[User:verbal|ian]] : [https://twitter.com/verbiee verbiee]<br />
*[[User:Vniow|Ani]] : [https://twitter.com/vniow vniow]<br />
*[[User:unmarshal|Marshall Beddoe]]: [https://twitter.com/unmarshal unmarshal]<br />
* [[User:maymay|Meitar Moscovitz]]: [https://twitter.com/maymaym maymaym]</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=IRC&diff=8959IRC2009-12-11T02:09:13Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>We use an IRC channel that's on [http://freenode.net/ freenode]. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:<br />
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irc://chat.freenode.net <br />
#noisebridge<br />
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We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of [[noisebot|noisebot]] run by [[User:Dr_jesus|dr_jesus]].<br />
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== Etiquette and fun ==<br />
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* It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.<br />
* It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to [[quotes|the quotes page]].<br />
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== Unfamiliar with IRC? ==<br />
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Here's some good [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml general documentation about IRC and Freenode].<br />
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For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:<br />
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* For Windows: Download and install [http://www.pidgin.im/ Pidgin] (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).<br />
* For Macs - Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy].<br />
* For those who run Ubuntu and are not familiar with IRC (unlikely?): $ sudo aptitude install xchat<br />
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Then (using Pidgin on Windows):<br />
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# create an IRC account on Pidgin ([http://adammonsen.com/post/329 good documentation for this step])<br />
## Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)<br />
## Click the Add button<br />
## For the Protocal, choose: IRC<br />
## For the Server: irc.freenode.net<br />
## If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)<br />
## Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field<br />
## Check the Use SSL box, if you like<br />
## Click the Save button<br />
# join channel: #noisebridge:<br />
##In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)<br />
# So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net</div>Anihttps://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Twitter&diff=8958Twitter2009-12-11T01:52:13Z<p>Ani: </p>
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<div>There is a [http://twitter.com/noisebridge noisebridge account on twitter]. It's usually used for assery, full or half, but announcements about events, various links and meetings are not out of the question. Feel free to follow us there.<br />
<br />
To post to the Noisebridge Twitter account, join our [[IRC]] channel and type in "noisebot, help twitter" for further instructions.<br />
<br />
Also, the noisebridge account follows various members who opt-in. This allows for a centralized way of finding all of us who wish to be found, for various twitter-related projects. Here's the opt-in list (If you're a noisebridge person and want to be followed, please put your name and link your twitter username here).<br />
<br />
*[[User:mediapathic | Steen]] : mediapathic<br />
*[[User:Michiexile | Mikael]] : michiexile<br />
*[[User:Ioerror| Jacob]] : ioerror<br />
*[[User:Edrabbit| Ed]] : edrabbit<br />
*Kevin : kevinreedy<br />
*Ben Rosengart: fivetonsflax<br />
* David Molnar : dmolnar<br />
* [[User:Jof | jof]] : [https://twitter.com/jof jof]<br />
* [[User:aeonsf | John]] : [https://twitter.com/aeonice aeonice]<br />
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* [[User:jtfoote | Jon Foote]] : [https://twitter.com/rrmutt rrmutt]<br />
* [[User:jlapenna | Joe]] : [https://twitter.com/jlapenna jlapenna]<br />
* [[User:jdavid | jDavid]] : [https://twitter.com/jdavid jDavid]<br />
* [[User:skyex | skye x]] : [https://twitter.com/skyex skyex]<br />
* [[User:gianteye | M@]] : [https://twitter.com/gianteye Giant Eye]<br />
* [[User:verbal|ian]] : [https://twitter.com/verbiee verbiee]<br />
*[[User:Vniow|Ani]] : [https://twitter.com/vniow vniow]<br />
*[[User:unmarshal|Marshall Beddoe]]: [https://twitter.com/unmarshal unmarshal]<br />
* [[User:maymay|Meitar Moscovitz]]: [https://twitter.com/maymaym maymaym]</div>Ani